I Cant Find My Keys.

[Stinkers Bridge]

No doubt they will be in the last place that you look.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Is the CAT sitting on them?

 

[Heffle Gull]

How about the back of the sofa?

My mate once left his keys in the fridge for some bizarre reason.

My Wife often puts my keys in the fridge. Apparently she does it do I don't forget my sandwiches!!!

 

[British Bulldog]

Have you checked your pocket?

 

[Lush]

I've had a look. Are they any of these?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I don't know, but here are his hands.

 

[Lokki 7]

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Found them.......................................... Mrs Wildy Ears had them in her bag.


I'M GONNA KILL HER NOW.

 

[Easy 10]

HIT her.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

For future reference, as "lost" things are always found in the last place you look, try looking there first.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Found them.......................................... Mrs Wildy Ears had them in her bag.


I'M GONNA KILL HER NOW.

What, in that PAPER one she once put over her head? How come they didn't fall out? HONESTLY

 

[Simster]

HIT her.

Harsh. A spiteful pinch on the inside of the arm just above the elbow should do it.

 

[Easy 10]

Harsh. A spiteful pinch on the inside of the arm just above the elbow should do it.

I disagree. A swift blow, perhaps five across the eyes, is more quickly administered and thus makes it easier to flee from any retaliatory strike. A pinch needs you to get in close and it takes longer, leaving you more open to attack.

 

[Buzzer]

I disagree. A swift blow, perhaps five across the eyes, is more quickly administered and thus makes it easier to flee from any retaliatory strike. A pinch needs you to get in close and it takes longer, leaving you more open to attack.

I agree - otherwise what's the point of all that practice on the cat.

 

[csider]

Where did you have em last??

 

[Simster]

I disagree. A swift blow, perhaps five across the eyes, is more quickly administered and thus makes it easier to flee from any retaliatory strike. A pinch needs you to get in close and it takes longer, leaving you more open to attack.

Whilst I cannot disagree with your synopsis that a punch in the face probably leaves you less vulnerable to a counter attack than a spiteful pinch on the inside of the upper arm, I really do think that the pinch is the gentlemen's alternative.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Thanks for all your advice and suggestions. In the end I opted to give her a dead leg. She stumbled after me as I stormed from the house but eventually her leg gave way and she fell over. I spent the night with her sister and when I went back this morning she was still lying on the floor sobbing. I threw her a cloth to clean herself up with, she forgave me and accapted that her own behaviour in this whole sorry episode had been appalling and that she had learned a valuable lesson.






















If you read this darling I'm only joking. Sorry, showing off. Ouch, no need for that.

 

[British Bulldog]

I think your all wrong, If it's a bit of revenge your after then just wait until the next time she's bent over doing something and flick her arse with a damp tea towel. By the time she's finished dancing and hopping around the room you've had plenty of time for a getaway.

 

[Nemesis]

Found them.......................................... Mrs Wildy Ears had them in her bag.


I'M GONNA KILL HER NOW.

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