I Cant Find My Keys.

[Franks Wild Years]

Anyone seen them ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Where did you leave them?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

are you my wife?

 

[Questions]

What do they look like ?

 

[Questions]

are you my wife?

What does she look like ?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

If you're inside your house and you used them to get in then you can't possibly have "lost" them - so for pity's sake just sit down and watch telly for a bit... they'll turn up later on...

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"Don't worry they'll be somewhere"

Mrs Wildy Ears being helpfull.

"NO FUCKIN SHIT SHERLOCK. I KNOW, RATHER THAN HELPING ME FIND MY CAR KEYS WHY DONT YOU GO HELP THE MCCANNS. WITH THAT KIND OF SEARCHING TALENT LITTLE MADDIE'LL BE BACK BY TEA TIME."


.......and breathe..........

 

[Easy 10]

Where was the last place you saw them ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I've seen them. And they are beautiful, no matter what they say.

 

[Mendoza]

turn them off and on again

 

[Barrel of Fun]

http://ransom.sytes.org/?r=aWYgeW91...lIGtleXMgd2lsbCBtZWV0IGEgc3RpY2t5IGVuZC6kVic6

 

[Woodchip]

I bet they'll be in the last place you look.

 

[severnside gull]

sorry - can't see them here









Have you tried praying to St Anthony?


"St Anthony, St Anthony, please give back what does not belong to you"

..............doesn't matter that you're not a catholic - it still works more often than not

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Where was the last place you saw them ?

good question... also need to consider the more tricky "What did you do after you came in?"

 

[Badger]

Imagine yourself as the keys......where would you be right now?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

How about the back of the sofa?

My mate once left his keys in the fridge for some bizarre reason.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

http://ransom.sytes.org/?r=aWYgeW91...lIGtleXMgd2lsbCBtZWV0IGEgc3RpY2t5IGVuZC6kVic6

 

[severnside gull]

How about the back of the sofa?

My mate once left his keys in the fridge for some bizarre reason.

I've done that - put the keys where the milk should be and left the milk on the side....couldn't find my keys - had to get a bus to work - then got home to a bollocking from the missus because the milk was off and she couldn't have a cup of tea

 

[Lokki 7]

I think you left them on the keyring.

 

[Easy 10]

You havnt left them hanging in the DOOR have you, you big SILLY ?