"I can't believe I forgot to pay that bill Michelle.", “Oh, you’re only human...

[Biscuit]

just like the rest of us!!”

Sod Go Compare, that First Direct advert makes my blood boil. What a load of crap.

Ohh that's right Michelle, you're so quirky and tuned in. You're a real personality you are, look at you, hated in school by your teacher and now you're working in a bloody call center. Well done, you proved the critics wrong. Woffling crap in school about whales you thick bint.

"I'm like a fish outta water, we all are here." What? You mean all of you are struggling to cope with the demands of the job? You're all quirky with-it chatterboxes. My god as if having to call one of these places was bad enough... Be dull and boring by all means but be quick and efficient. I really, really don't what you to say any more words than you absolutely HAVE to. You're not clever or funny. Quirky or unique. You're an irritating, fat, possibly quite depressed slag.

"Oh, you’re only human, just like the rest of us!”. Tell it to the f***ing bailiffs.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Ha ha, top ranting

 

[brakespear]

just like the rest of us!!”

Sod Go Compare, that First Direct advert makes my blood boil. What a load of crap.

Ohh that's right Michelle, you're so quirky and tuned in. You're a real personality you are, look at you, hated in school by your teacher and now you're working in a bloody call center. Well done, you proved the critics wrong. Woffling crap in school about whales you thick bint.

"I'm like a fish outta water, we all are here." What? You mean all of you are struggling to cope with the demands of the job? You're all quirky with-it chatterboxes. My god as if having to call one of these places was bad enough... Be dull and boring by all means but be quick and efficient. I really, really don't what you to say any more words than you absolutely HAVE to. You're not clever or funny. Quirky or unique. You're an irritating, fat, possibly quite depressed slag.

"Oh, you’re only human, just like the rest of us!”. Tell it to the f***ing bailiffs.

Quality

 

[daveybgtt]

Looks like the advert's done it's job, you've certainly remembered it!

Don't mind the go compare adverts, it's the stupid f***ing meerkat ones that annoy me, HAHAHAHA SIMPLES LOL ROFL A MEERKAT HOW CUTE

f*** YOU!

 

[Spider]

"Michelle Green, you and I are going to be having a long conversation..."

Worst. Advert. Ever.

Why does the teacher even need a long conversation with her? She wasn't really doing anything wrong!

 

[Art Vs Science]

And my life is much more important your fake tv ad career. Have a cake.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

It makes no sense, whatsoever. What's the long conversation about? Where's the relevance?

 

[the right footed denilson]

Mwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

That's what noise whales makes.

 

[footychick]

I hate it too.

 

[Badger]

just like the rest of us!!”

Sod Go Compare, that First Direct advert makes my blood boil. What a load of crap.

Ohh that's right Michelle, you're so quirky and tuned in. You're a real personality you are, look at you, hated in school by your teacher and now you're working in a bloody call center. Well done, you proved the critics wrong. Woffling crap in school about whales you thick bint.

"I'm like a fish outta water, we all are here." What? You mean all of you are struggling to cope with the demands of the job? You're all quirky with-it chatterboxes. My god as if having to call one of these places was bad enough... Be dull and boring by all means but be quick and efficient. I really, really don't what you to say any more words than you absolutely HAVE to. You're not clever or funny. Quirky or unique. You're an irritating, fat, possibly quite depressed slag.

"Oh, you’re only human, just like the rest of us!”. Tell it to the f***ing bailiffs.

They only shown the shortened version on TV, in the extended version she goes on to say:

"Oh, you’re only human, just like the rest of us!
...but we will be charging you a £200 late payment fee and this will be a blotch on your credit rating"

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Hate it but sorry you cannot tell me that Go Compare is better... no, no, no, no, no, and...




NO!!!!!

 

[Marc]

Its false advertising in my book, basically saying to every First Direct customer you can use the "I forgot" line and get away with it. I envisage lots of people doing this now and if FD try and force a fine then they just say "well that does'nt happen in the advert, my lawyer will contact you shortly" job done!

 

[highway61]

More> Freeman is the way to go with adverts. cool voice, simple message. "I'm More than freeman"

 

[Biscuit]

More> Freeman is the way to go with adverts. cool voice, simple message. "I'm More than freeman"

Now that is a superb advert!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Hate it but sorry you cannot tell me that Go Compare is better... no, no, no, no, no, and...




NO!!!!!

Go Compare seem to have finally twigged how hated their crappy opera singer is. The silent-movie-Keystone-cops thing is equally crap but at least it doesn't have you leaping for the remote to zap it as soon as it comes on.

 

[Gazwag]

does anybody actually watch adverts anymore

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

cant find on you tube. Help?

 

[keaton]

The advert that really annoys me is the Echo Falls one for them sponsoring Come Dine With Me. It's something like "Book the taxis before you serve the cheese course! another dinner party tip from Echo Falls".

How f***ing anti-social is the average Echo Fall drinker, why do they host these dinner parties for people they clearly can't wait to get rid of?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The advert that really annoys me is the Echo Falls one for them sponsoring Come Dine With Me. It's something like "Book the taxis before you serve the cheese course! another dinner party tip from Echo Falls".

How f***ing anti-social is the average Echo Fall drinker, why do they host these dinner parties for people they clearly can't wait to get rid of?

Most people would book a taxi as soon as they saw the Echo Falls surely?

 

[Gazwag]

The advert that really annoys me is the Echo Falls one for them sponsoring Come Dine With Me. It's something like "Book the taxis before you serve the cheese course! another dinner party tip from Echo Falls".

How f***ing anti-social is the average Echo Fall drinker, why do they host these dinner parties for people they clearly can't wait to get rid of?

Shirley its better to book a taxi for midnight at eleven o clock than wait until eleven fifty and have to wait an hour as all the taxis are booked.