I am turning into my parents ........

[Dick Knights Mumm]

...... I just spent 10 minutes looking for my (newly-required) specs. Where were they ?




You guessed it.



On my head.

 

[Simster]

It's not a good morning is it, Aelred.

I fell off my bike this morning because a dog was off it's leash, it ran in front of me and I went over the handlebars. I can barely walk because the bruise on my left hamstring. Bloody dog owners. They're all TWATS.

 

[Questions]

Last night I told my 11 year old son that when we were young we got things like nuts and fruit in our xmas stockings.

Not only does that show what I have become buts its also a bloody lie.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I had too many Welseys last night.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are you warm enough dear? I said ARE YOU WARM ENOUGH?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Well at least you can read the paper now you've found them.

I get more and more like my parents every day. It is not really what I aspired to I must say.

Now, what did I come upstairs for?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Are you warm enough dear? I said ARE YOU WARM ENOUGH?

It is Quarter to Eleven.

 

[Notters]

I got very upset when they had to change the Barrel of Harveys at the lion and lobster last night, don't know whether that makes me an old man or not.

 

[Was not Was]

DKM - turning into yr parents?

Would that make you Dick Knight's Grandmma?

 

[Trufflehound]

I scared myself the other year when I went to a photo booth to get some mugshots for a new passport. The machine flashed four times, I waited, then a few minutes later four pictures of my dad came out.


Of course it wasn't like that in my day. What we need is that nice Mr Macmillan back in charge.

 

[Hiney]

Welcome to the club.

"You're not going out like that are you? Shouldn't you take a JUMPER or something"

Sad Day

 

[Simster]

Welcome to the club.

Carry on.

 

[Questions]

To my daughter.............

''and then you`ll have no money for the rest of the week will you'' ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Carry on.

That's f***ing SHIT, Simmo.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Welcome to the club.

"You're not going out like that are you? Shouldn't you take a JUMPER or something"

Sad Day

"Take your jumper off indoors - else you WONT FEEL THE BENEFIT"

 

[Hiney]

"Take your jumper off indoors - else you WONT FEEL THE BENEFIT"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Simster]

That's f***ing SHIT, Simmo.

Oh.

 

[Nottseagull]

...... I just spent 10 minutes looking for my (newly-required) specs. Where were they ?
You guessed it. On my head.

YouTube - Fawlty Towers Clip - Communication Problems
(2 minutes in)

 

[jcdenton08]

DKM - turning into yr parents?

Would that make you Dick Knight's Grandmma?

Queen Elizabeth I?

 

[Nottseagull]

...... I just spent 10 minutes looking for my (newly-required) specs. Where were they ?

Don't you mean newly-acquired? You are losing it, aren't you!