I am SO down I am playing the Smiths - HELP !.

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am so down today I am playing the Smiths. Help!. When you put a Smiths album on you know life is pretty damn SHIT.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Could be worse Unc: you could've stuck some Floyd on instead...

 

[coventrygull]

I am so down today I am playing the Smiths. Help!. When you put a Smiths album on you know life is pretty damn SHIT.

Followed by a bit of Joy Division

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

f*** me " I know its over " has come on

 

[northstandnorth]

wanna sell me a mortgage?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Whats a mortgage ?.

 

[northstandnorth]

put some (non russell)slade on

COME ON FEEL THE NOIZE

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

If you ever want to throw a 7 put on " I know its over by the Smiths " the perfect send off.

 

[Frutos]

Stop drinking and turn off the f***ing depressing music, those are my two pieces of advice.

 

[Mowgli]

Smile Uncle, you CAN do it!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Stop drinking and turn off the f***ing depressing music, those are my two pieces of advice.

Sensible Lad.

 

[The Auditor]

Cheer up Unc

Listen to this !

YouTube - The Stranglers - lIve at the Hope 'n Anchor Nov. '77

 

[Twinkle Toes]

If you ever want to throw a 7 put on " I know its over by the Smiths " the perfect send off.

If you're so very entertaining, then why you on your own tonight?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

If you're so very entertaining, then why you on your own tonight?

Exactly

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Get yourself some Half Man Half Biscuit in Unc - & have a damn good chortle!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I know its over is a beautiful song but not what is required when you are f***ed OFF.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I am so down today I am playing the Smiths. Help!. When you put a Smiths album on you know life is pretty damn SHIT.

On the plus side, you're not dancing bear Morrissey with all credibility shot to shit going through the motions in jeans-shirt combo on any half-bright station that is willing rto give you the oxygen of publicity. Worst thing ever tho would be BEING Morrissey.

 

[element]

While you're vulnerable US, can I ask why you're always on about gambling, when being a FC, I'd have thought you'd play stocks and shares or money markets etc?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

if you so funny then why are you on your own tonight ?
and if your so clever then why are you on your own tonight ?
if you so very entertaining then why are you on your own tonight ?
if you so very good looking then why do sleep alone tonight ?

I know because tonight is like every other night thats why your on your own tonight

 

[CHAPPERS]

Put some Fleetwood Mac on.