I am on the guestlist for Leon Knight's birthday party

[fatboy]

And I have been given the following useful information:

Please make sure you come to the club in mixed groups, i.e girls
& boys or girls Thanks for that; I really didn't know what a mixed group was.

The Dress Code is "Glam as you Can", so no effort - no entry
(No Headware or tracksuits) I was actually thinking of wearing my new tracksuit and motorcycle helmet

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Has he really spelled it "headware"?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Has he really spelled it "headware"?

A retired hippy writes ...





oh forget it, it was just a ponderous play on words

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

*whoosh*

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

townie!

 

[Albion Dan]

The club where it is is very poor! Always full of Arabs on the pull!

 

[fatboy]

Always full of Arabs on the pull!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The club where it is is very poor! Always full of Arabs on the pull!

Could be the first time Leon's scored in open play since April

 

[Wozza]

Leon Knight's birthday party?

Will there be jelly and ice cream?

 

[chez]

The club where it is is very poor! Always full of Arabs on the pull!

Not having it down Midnight Blues is he?!?!?!?!

 

[GUNTER]

I can now confirm that Punch & Judy have been booked ......

 

[Deleted User X18H]

And I have been given the following useful information:

Please make sure you come to the club in mixed groups, i.e girls
& boys or girls Thanks for that; I really didn't know what a mixed group was.

The Dress Code is "Glam as you Can", so no effort - no entry
(No Headware or tracksuits) I was actually thinking of wearing my new tracksuit and motorcycle helmet

What a load of old bollocks

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Having seen the invitation (but not having received one myself), can I suggest that someone who goes reminds Leon that he plays for the Albion these days.

Although I expect it impresses the totty to be invited to celebrate the birthday of ""Leon Knight (ex Chelsea premiership footballer)".



Anyway, happy birthday, Leon

 

[John Boy]

Happy belated birthday Leon

 

[Irish bhoy]

Was it any good?

 

[Bwian]

Was it any good?

Or did he go off into a corner and sulk?

 

[Beach Hut]

Or did he go off into a corner and sulk?

He did when the jelly and ice cream was served - wrong flavour

 

[Biscuit]

I should have turned up before fatboy and given his name..

'err left the invite at home..'

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Leon Knight's birthday party, huh? If ever there was ever such a thing as a 'Z list celebrity event', then this has got to be it.

Is he inviting any former Big Brother contestants?

 

[Incredigull]

Bluey, where have you been hiding ??