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I am not in Peterborough because.........
- Thread starter tonymgc
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Meade's Ball
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Saw a grumpy lion with a thorn in its bloody paw so plucked the vicious spike free with a pair of tweezers i always carry in case of emergencies. I thought that would sanctify my existence, put me on the stairway to heaven once i met my physical end, all thanks to the act of kindness. But the lion swallowed me whole, and near here i am now rotting and typing in its swelled and glowing with outsmarting pride gut.
I'll make my way out for the game on Tuesday one way or another. Lion doesn't know i have my mobile with me and can call the Orange trapped in a stomach hotline. I'll have to click a few numbers and prove my identity somehow, but they'll make their way over in time, i'd say, and the lion is now too heavy with me inside to sprint to safety. Now who's smiling.
I'll make my way out for the game on Tuesday one way or another. Lion doesn't know i have my mobile with me and can call the Orange trapped in a stomach hotline. I'll have to click a few numbers and prove my identity somehow, but they'll make their way over in time, i'd say, and the lion is now too heavy with me inside to sprint to safety. Now who's smiling.
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Revilop
All aboard the Gus bus!
Halloween party, no way to get back on time, girlfriend stamped her authority! 
Don Quixote
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- Nov 4, 2008
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I am a bad fan, that is why.
hart's shirt
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As yet, Emirates haven't scheduled a direct flight to Peterborough.
The Peanut Roaster
Banned
Because I'm a tight arse git. 
Worthai Seagull
Wenners
In Malaysia,listening on Seagulls World. If there is one place,on this earth, that i want to be right now ..its the stand that our amazing supporters are in. It just sounds awesome....its emotional in Kuala Lumpur !
Art Vs Science
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- Sep 1, 2010
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I have broken my hair
thedonkeycentrehalf
Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
- Jul 7, 2003
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Same here - wasn't going to miss the chance to see my Broncos playing in London. Also, given that me and the boy will be out most of tomorrow my missus and daughter wouldn't have been too impressed if I was out all day today at football.
brightonlass2009
Sports sports sports!
I'd already made plans to go clubbing with my mates for Halloween and getting back in time would have been a problem 
...I am supposed to be working in Barbados this weekend, but can't work as the island has been hit by tropical storm Tomas and everything has closed down, so on t'internet instead watching it piss down outside.
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Odd.
The truth is I'm too lazy to go to away games (and probably subconsciously put off by my first away game being a 7-1 embarrassment v oldham). Not lining the pockets of competitors makes my idleness seem more noble.
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You really are missing out then.
Charlton away was without doubt the best Saturday of my whole year, and I so much wish I'd been able to go today. Watching the Albion win away from home is as good a feeling you can get in football.