hart's shirt
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I am dying of Hypothemia
- Thread starter Uncle Spielberg
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I have a spare electric radiator in my office cupboard US.
You can borrow it as long as you don't give me any horse tips.
You can borrow it as long as you don't give me any horse tips.
Do you have to give your addition winter heating allowance back to that nice Mr Brown if you haven't actually got any heating ?
Uncle Spielberg
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withdeanwombat
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Yes,but he's dying of hypothemia,probably something nasty caused by over the top postings.
Yoda
English & European
Just what I was thinking.
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Didn't Scott, of the Antarctic expedition, jot a few last words in his diary before he shuffled off?
sonicyouth
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he was proper 'ard though.
you've got my sympathies US. i was without heating for a week recently and this place is absolutely freezing - out in the middle of nowhere, crappy little combi-boiler so no hot water either. fortunately it wasn't as cold as it is today and we've got an open fire.
shame our landlord is a useless upper class tosspot!
you've got my sympathies US. i was without heating for a week recently and this place is absolutely freezing - out in the middle of nowhere, crappy little combi-boiler so no hot water either. fortunately it wasn't as cold as it is today and we've got an open fire.
shame our landlord is a useless upper class tosspot!
That joke has Tom Hark's copyright on it. He posts that every Christmas.
Oh marvellous, him being a scot and all that I can expect an invoice for royalties in my inbox.
Franks Wild Years
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US I've mentioned your plight to Mrs Wildy Ears and she says if you can get here in 45 minutes there will be a lovely roast dinner with all the trimmings, an open fire, some tasty lebaneese red wine, and her single mate claire who's a large breasted corgi registered plumber and part time masure massouse (oes massage for a living) is comming for dinner and staying the night on her way down to brighton for christmas.
45 minutes mind.
45 minutes mind.
Whereabouts in Oxfordshire do you live, out of interest?
Reminds me somewhat of this sketch. Have a laugh and warm yourself US:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
my missus always puts all four gas hobs on full blast on the cooker when she comes down in the morning. INSTANT pikey heat.
dougdeep
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You can buy fan heaters for less than a tenner, get that wallet out.
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Is the right answer.
army ali
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Your reign? Oooer. I'm back. It's been a while but here I am. You lose far too much heat from the extremeties so stop typing; save your energy.
Remember, blue is a great colour to wear on the outside. It's not big and it's not clever to have blue skin.
sonicyouth
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just outside bampton.
Ah yes, not a million miles from where I used to live, namely Carterton (Dad was stationed at Brize Norton for about 15 years all told).
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Dammit!
That splendid line was just about to make its seasonal debut in this very thread
