I am a hetrosexual

[Chesney Christ]

I seriously question the sexuality of someone who starts a thread with 'I am a hetrosexual'.

Come out of that closet into the big wide world fella, nobody will judge you

Indeed. "I'm not gay, honest, I'm not gay, I'm really not gay. No, I'm not gay, not gay, definitely not. Not, no not at all. Please don't think I'm gay, please don't think I'm gay."

cannedheat - I officially announce this as your coming out thread. Fair play to you buddy, it must have been a hard thing to do. Yes, you've done it in a totally arse about face way thats made you look rather stupid indeed, but I salute your bravery regardless.

Now go out and there and get some cock

 

[glasfryn]

And I live in a part of Brighton that if full of chutney ferrets( Lewes Crescent) I feel so guilty, should I go over to the dark side.

funny thought you already were

 

[User removed 4]

I heard that if a closet gay wanted to let other men know he was available, he would deliberately spell heterosexual incorrectly, and before you know it, wall to wall cock.

how many times did you check your spelling of heterosexual before you posted this ?

 

[Danny-Boy]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Yes tri and see if you end up like Julian Clary....or some of his boyfriends

 

[Nibble]

All my neighbours (none of them are Brightonians) are rear gunners, don't like when they hear the bitch have multiples.

Knobhead

 

[Danny-Boy]

Indeed. "I'm not gay, honest, I'm not gay, I'm really not gay. No, I'm not gay, not gay, definitely not. Not, no not at all. Please don't think I'm gay, please don't think I'm gay."

cannedheat - I officially announce this as your coming out thread. Fair play to you buddy, it must have been a hard thing to do. Yes, you've done it in a totally arse about face way thats made you look rather stupid indeed, but I salute your bravery regardless.

Now go out and there and get some cock

Be fair 'e might want to give it. Are you up for receiving it?

 

[Peteinblack]

Girlfriend offered.


But not for me.

Then best stick to kissing the pink

 

[upthealbion1970]

You don't live too far from vaseline alley, so i'm sure you can get some training

Oh, and how could you, as a brightonian possibly feel the need to comment that there is a high proportion of your neighbours who are of a different sexuality to yourself when you chose to move to the gayest part of the gay capital of europe :safeway

 

[WATFORD zero]

I think he really wants to come out

but he's just too ugly to be gay

 

[Steve Foster]

I think you may need a street party to meet all your neighbours?

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

And I live in a part of Brighton that if full of chutney ferrets( Lewes Crescent) I feel so guilty, should I go over to the dark side.

Twat

 

[public school boy]

I thought I was hetro then i found NSC

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

cannedheat is clearly the biggest MINCER on here.

 

[Revilop]

This thread makes for rather comical reading!

 

[Gwylan]

Indeed. "I'm not gay, honest, I'm not gay, I'm really not gay. No, I'm not gay, not gay, definitely not. Not, no not at all. Please don't think I'm gay, please don't think I'm gay."

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Brighton TID]

And I live in a part of Brighton that if full of chutney ferrets( Lewes Crescent) I feel so guilty, should I go over to the dark side.

Were you bullied in the schoolyard by those big boys who got to finger all the girls that you wanted to finger but were too shy? Did they call you a little Gaylord in front of everyone?