Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
It is time to up the ANTE time and time to let that POTLESS pillock
Dick Tight know EXACTLY how we feel and it is time for a REGIME change.
Even Stevie Wonder can see that the Laurel and Hardy of football Wilkins and White couldn't coach a kids team let alone build a team capable of promotion.
To give us a chance of WINNING tomorrow the thousands of LOYAL ARS members will act as HUMAN shields and try to protect the Withdean from these two clowns and we will do our best to stop them getting into the ground and then the team will have a chance of beating Huddersfield as they won't still be half asleep from Wilkins pre match team talk.
Ever wondered why we start so slowly in matches ? Now you KNOW.
Of course despite everything this plan is not infallible and Wilkins might use one of my old tricks and SNEAK into the ground dressed as a ST Johns Ambulance boy but he does not have the INTELLIGANCE I do and I will be waiting for him.
This week I have PASSED my fourth officials exams (with 100% flying colours of course) and tomorrow I am making my DEBUT at the Withdean as the fourth official. I have a new tracksuit and a SUPER anorak and I shall be lying in wait for Wilkins if he manages to get in the ground.
Everyone in E and F block has seen Wilkins throw TEMPER tantrums when things goe WRONG which is very often and tomorrow I will make him blow his top. I shall lean against the Huddersfield dug out chatting and joking with their BOYS, I shall call Wilkins for the SLIGHTEST infringement whilst ignoring anything Huddersfield do, I will do a comedy trip over his coaching board and make him take it back to the dressing room and generally WIND him up something chronic.
Of course the up shot of this will be Wilkins LOSING his cool and DECKING me and with that he will be THROWN out of football for LIFE and then Dick Tight will FINALLY have no ALTERNATIVE but to get a TRIED and tested ENGLISH manager of the calibre of Alan Ball.
WILKINS OUT
Dick Tight know EXACTLY how we feel and it is time for a REGIME change.
Even Stevie Wonder can see that the Laurel and Hardy of football Wilkins and White couldn't coach a kids team let alone build a team capable of promotion.
To give us a chance of WINNING tomorrow the thousands of LOYAL ARS members will act as HUMAN shields and try to protect the Withdean from these two clowns and we will do our best to stop them getting into the ground and then the team will have a chance of beating Huddersfield as they won't still be half asleep from Wilkins pre match team talk.
Ever wondered why we start so slowly in matches ? Now you KNOW.
Of course despite everything this plan is not infallible and Wilkins might use one of my old tricks and SNEAK into the ground dressed as a ST Johns Ambulance boy but he does not have the INTELLIGANCE I do and I will be waiting for him.
This week I have PASSED my fourth officials exams (with 100% flying colours of course) and tomorrow I am making my DEBUT at the Withdean as the fourth official. I have a new tracksuit and a SUPER anorak and I shall be lying in wait for Wilkins if he manages to get in the ground.
Everyone in E and F block has seen Wilkins throw TEMPER tantrums when things goe WRONG which is very often and tomorrow I will make him blow his top. I shall lean against the Huddersfield dug out chatting and joking with their BOYS, I shall call Wilkins for the SLIGHTEST infringement whilst ignoring anything Huddersfield do, I will do a comedy trip over his coaching board and make him take it back to the dressing room and generally WIND him up something chronic.
Of course the up shot of this will be Wilkins LOSING his cool and DECKING me and with that he will be THROWN out of football for LIFE and then Dick Tight will FINALLY have no ALTERNATIVE but to get a TRIED and tested ENGLISH manager of the calibre of Alan Ball.
WILKINS OUT
