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How To Clean The Toilet.



JAMC

Active member
Jul 5, 2003
1,328
How to clean the toilet:

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self
agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come
from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
"power-wash" and "rinse")

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!




Sincerely, The Dog


:lolol: :lolol:
 




Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
i use the vale shirt ! , but it leaves my toilet smelling worse !
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
71,897
What I want to know is: how come otherwise-immaculately-behaved visitors to your bijou residencia always end up smashing yer toilet seat? I mean you squat there for months - nay, YEARS! - without incident, and then somebody comes to stay for a day or a weekend and suddenly yer bog seat's smashed and all over the place and slides sideways when you attempt to even sit on it.

No comprendo :dunce:
 




Dunkstar

Active member
Jul 6, 2003
2,428
Up a Hill
You don't want to use a vale shirt ONLY!You want to use dual action PALACE AND VALE shirts for double the shit!
 




The Clown of Pevensey Bay

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,339
Suburbia
Tom Hark said:
What I want to know is: how come otherwise-immaculately-behaved visitors to your bijou residencia always end up smashing yer toilet seat? I mean you squat there for months - nay, YEARS! - without incident, and then somebody comes to stay for a day or a weekend and suddenly yer bog seat's smashed and all over the place and slides sideways when you attempt to even sit on it.

Did you invite Guy Butters to sample your Armitage Shanks earlier this summer then?
 




The Clown of Pevensey Bay

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,339
Suburbia
Actually the way to fix most toilet seats that "slide to the side" is to tighten the nuts (oo-er) that fix the clips onto which your seat attaches. On most toilets (certainly on the Armitage Shanks classic design) you'll find them to the rear of the rim.

Ahem.
 




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