How to bath a cat

[graz126]

need more cat jokes think nmh has killed it.

 

[NMH]

need more cat jokes think nmh has killed it.

I thought mine was a good story ?! (kitty didn't think so)

It should've been my fiance who got squashed (not bitter or anything) but any damage to the cranium would have had little effect

 

[graz126]

 

[Dover]

Truly brilliant. Just been sick from laughing.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

CAUTION!!
Under no circumstances use a dibet for cat washing.
I tried it and the cat became airbourne on a jet of water and decapitated itself in the ceiling fan.
Funeral is this Monday.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Or a bidet.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Im sorry bout bounching but I think this thread deserves a good ing and Gold Staus!

Quality posting!

 

[Cian]

I'll try that next time some stupid arsehole slapper tries giving me one as a 'love token' (like my ex-fiance did without asking me before she killed it when she folded up the sofabed and crushed its' skull)

Good god man, what kind of weird weird women do you date?

Sado-masochistic women, at that...

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Im sorry bout bounching but I think this thread deserves a good ing and Gold Staus!

Quality posting!

Good work, I missed it last time around. Sofe beds should come with warning - always check for kittens before folding.

When I was a tot I actually put a cat down the toilet and pulled the chain... he didn't hang around though, forgetting as I did to close the lid. I was only 4 years old - I won't make that same mistakie next time...

 

[magoo]

Don't you just love the way they look soooo f*cked off!

 

[BrightonDom]

before she killed it when she folded up the sofabed and crushed its' skull) [/B][/QUOTE]

Ouch!