How scary are COWS?

[Cheeky Monkey]

Surely as long as you don't keep running in a straight line a cow would never catch you, cutting left and right etc. I can't imagine that cows can turn on a six pence, and you could also throw them a fake, make out you're cutting left and then go right.



Sheep are more worrying, if you've ever walked through and a field of sheep, the way a lot of them stand their ground and just stare at you. Not good.

 

[Commander]

Cows are pussies. Turn and run at them and they will bolt. Until you turn round and walk off again. Just keep doing this, making sure you make a bit of progress each time.Whatever you do don't run away from them, they will chase you. To add excitement, see how far away from the fence you are brave enough to start running, and when they chase you, still have enough time to jump over it and get out of the way.

Surely as long as you don't keep running in a straight line a cow would never catch you, cutting left and right etc. I can't imagine that cows can turn on a six pence, and you could also throw them a fake, make out you're cutting left and then go right.



Sheep are more worrying, if you've ever walked through and a field of sheep, the way a lot of them stand their ground and just stare at you. Not good.

Sheep are not scary. Geese on the other hand... Those fuckers stand their gruond, you walk round them.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Nice one Commander, tried this and failed the stupid thing just kept running, but you're right the old shimmy left and right did help but I'm getting on a bit and don't run that fast anyway.

Going up and down the levy really did the trick they don't like going up or down that but still very scary ,... would have been hysterical if you we're outside looking in though!

 

[NMH]

On the hillside by The Dyke Inn, there's been a herd that have actively attacked people.

Best not to have the dog on a lead when near cows - you look after your own hide and Rex can look after his. Tethered together though....not good.

 

[NS Herald]

On the hillside by The Dyke Inn, there's been a herd that have actively attacked people.

I've heard through a mate who works at Whitehall that those are the buggers who are members of the SCS (Special Cow Service)

Apparently they're undergoing training before being parachuted into Afghanistan where they are to perform a dirty tricks campaign against the Taleban - poor sods won't know what hit them. They'll be walking through an apparently normal field full of your regular bovine best when wham - it will be carage.........

 

[Trufflehound]

I've heard through a mate who works at Whitehall that those are the buggers who are members of the SCS (Special Cow Service)

Hambuggers or beefbuggers?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Hambuggers or beefbuggers?

Very good question. I herd from a man at The Ministry that said squad survive solely on Kraft Singles Slices, so I guess that makes 'em cheesebuggers..

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Surely as long as you don't keep running in a straight line a cow would never catch you, cutting left and right etc. I can't imagine that cows can turn on a six pence, and you could also throw them a fake, make out you're cutting left and then go right.

It's rarely an individual cow doing the running though as the whole herd tend to follow suit and when they stampede they are spread out, you might avoid a few but not all.