How scary are COWS?

[NS Herald]

No seriously. Try walking through a field full of baby calves, mothers and stroppy young bulls with your dog and it is more of an adrenaline rush than base jumping.

The local farmer has now put his large heard in the field I walk the dog in each morning and trust me, they are not to be messed with and can be scary as f***. Particularly the older adolecent bulls who want to show they aren't to be pushed around and will make life as difficult as they can.

This morning the dog was doing his daily morning crap and this bolshy bullock decided he didn't like a dog in his 'space' and started charging towards him - poor little pooch didn't have time to finish his business and had to make a hasty retreat up the field with me close behind trying to avoid cow sh1t in our paths and with a number of other angry looking moo moos looking to get involved!!

I know they've killed a number of walkers this year and these beasts of the realm are not to be taken likely

 

[REDLAND]

Many a time I've been chased on the downs by youngish cows whist enjoying a cycle ride, can be pretty scary at times.

 

[bhaexpress]

Must admit cattle are not as docile as people think. They don't tend to be afraid of dogs in my experience.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

get revenge by going cow tipping... that'll f*** em.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Viscious bastards!

I blame the owners. They should take them to training classes and teach them how to behave. Or keep them on a lead. It's incredible, in this day and age, that some owners just let them run loose.

And why haven't the council provided poo-bins? No wonder the countryside is a MESS.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

No seriously. Try walking through a field full of baby calves, mothers and stroppy young bulls with your dog and it is more of an adrenaline rush than base jumping.

The local farmer has now put his large heard in the field I walk the dog in each morning and trust me, they are not to be messed with and can be scary as f***. Particularly the older adolecent bulls who want to show they aren't to be pushed around and will make life as difficult as they can.

This morning the dog was doing his daily morning crap and this bolshy bullock decided he didn't like a dog in his 'space' and started charging towards him - poor little pooch didn't have time to finish his business and had to make a hasty retreat up the field with me close behind trying to avoid cow sh1t in our paths and with a number of other angry looking moo moos looking to get involved!!

I know they've killed a number of walkers this year and these beasts of the realm are not to be taken likely

I hope you picked up your dogs turd before fleeing.

 

[Taybha]

not very

 

[Marc]

Running Of The Cows - South Park episode, f***ing funny!

 

[brunswick]

if you have been to india you see a whole new dimension to cows.

they know stuff

 

[Billy the Fish]

Not so scary at the abattoir with a bolt gun aimed at their head. That'll learn 'em

 

[Easy 10]

Many a time I've been chased on the downs by youngish cows whist enjoying a cycle ride, can be pretty scary at times.

Didn't you hear their horns ?

 

[Uncle C]

Just a minute, your taking your dog into a field owned by a farmer where he keeps his cows.

Most people know that dogs and cows dont mix - its been on the TV enough.

Try letting your dog crap in the neighbours garden, that may be a bit safer.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Funnily enough I feel the same about horses.

 

[REDLAND]

Didn't you hear their horns ?

yes, I even politly Mooo'ved over to let them by

 

[Easy 10]

Most people know that dogs and cows dont mix

 

[Easy 10]

yes, I even politly Mooo'ved over to let them by

You should have just gone the udder way.

 

[REDLAND]

You should have just gone the udder way.

I didn't have time, one minute they were minding their own, the next they went grazy and were all about me

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I have a great story about me, jogging, cows and the River Arun when I meet anyone for a pre-match pint; my opinion was that they are cowards. That day everything changed ... don't trust them ... evil little milk machines! One the plus side it is the fastest I have ever been recorded running on the Garmin!

Quote from farmer friend ... "stop, make yourself big by stretching your arms and stand your ground ..." Great idea but nobody told the bl**dy cow!

 

[Easy 10]

I didn't have time, one minute they were minding their own, the next they went grazy and were all about me

I know what you mean, they can move like the clappers when they want to.
One minute they're there, next minute they're pasturised before you've even noticed.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Hopefully you don't tell that story EVERY time you meet people for a pint.

It would get a bit tedious by Mid Season.