How much do you weigh...?

[Kinky Gerbil]

So you didnt mine upsetting gina?

joke.


AND WHATS WRONG WITH MY KNEES

 

[Clothes Peg]

So you didnt mine upsetting gina?

joke.


AND WHATS WRONG WITH MY KNEES

Not sure what the problem with your knees is. She just looked at the pic and said "odd knees" or something.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Your mum is a bully

 

[Nibble]

Carl has a knee fetish. I let him cup my knees on most weeknights.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Carl has a knee fetish. I let him cup my knees on most weeknights.

Funny, he never got excited over my swollen balloonish knees.

My Mum is a bully. She used to be a police officer.

 

[Les Biehn]

Maybe you should think about that before you dump them? Cos that can be quite upsetting you know.

But I will now bring you much joy as a friend.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Racist bully then.

 

[Les Biehn]

Carl has a knee fetish. I let him cup my knees on most weeknights.

I said pee.

 

[Clothes Peg]

But I will now bring you much joy as a friend.

Only if you surrender your body and become a friend with benefits.

 

[Les Biehn]

Funny, he never got excited over my swollen balloonish knees.

Your legs are very nice. All parts of them.

 

[Les Biehn]

Only if you surrender your body and become a friend with benefits.

Dear god, maybe not a chat to have on NSC. I am a hunk though.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Your legs are very nice. All parts of them.

So are yours, all 3 of them.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

You said that I was you're first last night.

 

[Les Biehn]

You said that I was you're first last night.

I saw her legs. That means nothing.

 

[Les Biehn]

So are yours, all 3 of them.

I'm not sure if you meant it this way but that sounds like I have a very big shlong

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I was talking to nibble

 

[Clothes Peg]

I'm not sure if you meant it this way but that sounds like I have a very big shlong

No need to boast about it. I was trying to say it discreetly.

 

[withdeanwombat]

4st 9 lb when soaked through.

A bit more when I put my wooden leg on and dentures in.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

About 10st 5lb

 

[Goodfella]

I am a 10st 12lb midget