How many Valentines cards did you get?

[Meade's Ball]

Guarantee that if everyone above was still at school then the number of cards received would have been increased to at least 7 or eight

Especially those at boarding school.

Crumpet anyone?
*singe*

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just the one



But better than none

 

[Trigger]

I'll let you know when i've finished opening them...

 

[Wilko]

That'll be a big fat ZERO then.

But I did have three wanks yesterday to cheer myself up.

I just choked on my cup of tea reading that.



Out of interest safeway, what is your record in one day ??

 

[Not John Prescott]

Only the one. But it was the biggest one in the world. I wonder who it could have been from?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Just the one, think the rest got lost in the post or summink.

 

[Trigger]

I did have three wanks yesterday to cheer myself up.

Are you ill, or just cutting down?

 

[Everest]

Maybe he's finding it harder to find it.

 

[Blackadder]

I didn't get any!!

Bought Mrs B a card, flowers and Choccies and nothing back!

Still, could have been the other was around, then there would have been hell to pay!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

none!

 

[bigc]

1.

suits me fine

 

[Sheebo]

1- only as a friend tho

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

No cards becuase that isn't the custom. Instead you get chocolates. I got four. One from a girl who is the number two at karate for her age in Japan. She would seriously kick my arse.

 

[Braders]

0

 

[perth seagull]

I didn't get a card but I gave a chick one. I gave it to her anonymously and now unfortunately I don't think I'll see her for a while so she probably will never find out that it was me!