How many times have you been to the toilet so far today?

[Lammy]

I seem to be back and forth every five minutes!!!

 

[Trigger]

Are we on about number 2's here?...

 

[Marc]

4 times for a wee and once for a dump, 5 coffee's and 1 can of coke does'nt help matters!

infact I need to go again and it could be number 2 for a 2nd time.....poor bowels!

 

[Easy 10]

I had a wee when I first got up, then I had to go for a poo before I left for work and some wee came out with that as well. I've had one wee since I've been at work, and I might go and give my bum another wipe soon, as since popping out for a walk at lunchtime, I'm not sure I was thorough enough with the tissue this morning.







Well, you asked.

 

[Braders]

not yet today

had a piss last night

no number 2s since monday


*did i say too much *

 

[Lammy]

I've had about 4 poos!! Nerves are unsettling me. Think I'm cleared out now so am all set!

What?

 

[cab]

You lot are so disgusting!!!!

 

[Marc]

You lot are so disgusting!!!!

why? its only natural afterall

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I have a hangover, and with that comes the runs

 

[Stumpy Tim]

why? its only natural afterall

Doesn't feel natural to me

 

[Lammy]

I wouldn't say I have the squits but there is a lot of gas and air in there!

 

[cab]

I know it's only natural, and I appreciate you are all literally shitting yourselves about tonight, but do you have to be so graphic with your detail!!!! Mind you, being a Crawley fan it is so boring on our forum at the moment, so you lot are keeping me entertained and I don't have the added nerves of you lot so I keep pissing myself laughing at you all!!!

 

[mk_bha]

i had one big fat crap (like giving a baby)this morning and a little tiddle about an hour ago

 

[Marc]

I know it's only natural, and I appreciate you are all literally shitting yourselves about tonight, but do you have to be so graphic with your detail!!!!

well if you dont like it why read it!?! I mean its quite obvious from the thread title that number 2's would be mentioned! I dunno SOME people

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I did a ghost poo this morning. Took a while to get it out, turned round to inspect & it had vanished. Mysterious

 

[Hiney]

not yet today

had a piss last night

no number 2s since monday


*did i say too much *

Bloody hell Braders - MONDAY!!!

I've been 5 times TODAY, although that may be something to do with the Double Whopper with cheese yesterday lunchtime and the Chicken Tikka Patia yesterday evening.

I'll bring you a bar of Ex-Lax tonight

 

[Easy 10]

That extra wipe was definately needed. No damage to the trollies though, I am skidless.

 

[tedebear]

I've done two wees - both in the loo - Mum would be proud!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Why ?.

Swindon hold no fear for me whatsoever.

It will be a walk in the park 4-0.