How many sexual positions can you name?

[Giraffe]

...wasn't the last time I was in Worthing.

You obviously weren't at the WI meeting I was at then

 

[El Presidente]

You obviously weren't at the WI meeting I was at then

That's nothing compared to what Safeway gets up to with the Weight Watchers Bingo Wings girls

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Dirty Sanchez
Donky punch.

Don't ask me, but the kids are all doing it.

 

[dougdeep]

I can't remember any.