How many different occupations on NSC...?

[Uncle Buck]

EBD (Emotional and Behaviourial Difficulties) Key/Social worker for children.

I would think there is a job for life on NSC for you...

 

[Trufflehound]

I used to split my time between playing the spoons in a Napalm Death tribute band and being third donkey from the left in the annnual Baghdad nativity play.

Now I is all growed up I is Jeanette Krankie's body double.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What, no Fluffers on here?

 

[Scoffers]

Director of Operations
Crap Cricketer
Lifelong Supporter of BHAFC
Console Gamer
Father to three
Husband
Commuter
Brother of three
Uncle to countless

 

[John Bumlick]

cock juggling thunderkunt

 

[The Grub]

Biscuit butterer.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I'm an ant herder

 

[Lankyseagull]

Architectural Technologist

 

[Fungus]

Web / Intranet developer.

In fact, I qualify as "Intranet TEAM" since my only colleague got made redundant on Monday.

 

[sod1]

Piss Artist

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm an ant herder

As in: "herder ants? Course I've herder ants!"

 

[Hampden Park]

special needs tutor

 

[Napper]

personal trainer

 

[acrossthepond]

Porn star

Once landed at Berlin Templehof airport, and one of the blokes holding signs by the exit was holding a sign saying

"Jon Der Pornstar"

Tempting, but my name's not Jon....



Oh, I'm the President of the United States (but you can call me potus)

 

[dougdeep]

Professional messageboard poster.

 

[jevs]

Gardens manager

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Moaner

 

[ant192]

Countryside ranger

 

[Stevie Boy]

Car Mechanic

 

[CHAPPERS]

Mother f***ing P.I.M.P.