How do you eat your pork pies?

[Sonic]

May I suggest Blue Dragon Sweet Chilli Dipping Sauce. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Mmmmm.

 

[Gully]

I can't eat pork, the very thought of doing so makes me retch.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I like to fork.

 

[Grendel]

Usually with English mustard but sometimes I cut up some bits of tomato and eat it with that.

 

[lost in london]

Caramalised onion relish. Champion.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Very,very carefully.



Don't swallow the squeak.

 

[hitony]

There is only one way to eat a pork pie in my humble opinion, and that is cut into equal segmants, then cut a tomatoe into equal segmants also, then using a fork, spear the tomatoe, then spear the piece of pork pie, and just prior to putting it into ones mouth.......sprinkle a bit of salt on the tomatoe and paste with a knife, a good helping of colemans english mustard onto the pie, it is possibly better than sex !!!!!!!!!! i ofton have that when i get back from the pub, 3 parts pished !!! its LUVVERLY !!!!!

 

[hitony]

the PORK PIE that is ...

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Hot, ala Rotherham, is the only way to go.

 

[Rangdo]

I freeze them and then defrost them to get rid of that revolting crunchy pastry and make it go soft. Then before I eat it I cut it in half, remove the sausagemeat, wipe all that horrible jelly stuff off and replace the sausagemeat. I then eat them cold or warm with pickle.