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How do i get to London?



Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
IT appears that West Ham have relocated to Germany, and are now playing at the "Berlin Stadium", so can I suggest a Lancaster Bomber from Tangmere?
 










Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,281
Brighton
Fourteenth Eye said:
you could go down to ashdown forest and ask to borrow one of these

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ashdown forest llama tekking

I want the one in the purple (far right)

We could take WEST HAM by force. They'd never expect a travelling Army of Brighton fans on Llama back! Genious.
 








Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,069
Vamanos Pest
Fourteenth Eye said:
if you get enough stamps you could post yourself


Even better than that Im going to hide in a big box in our post room so my work pay the postage thru their franking machine. :bowdown:
 




Fourteenth Eye

Face for Radio
Jul 9, 2004
7,941
Brighton
Tony Meolas Loan Spell said:
Anyway I shall be donning my Dick Turpin mask and hijacking the post carriage from Brighton to London.

Stand and deliver me to Londinium.



Im the deadly Highwayman...

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will the carriage be drawn by an army of monkeys wearing jockey outfits ??
 








Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,804
Brighton, UK
I shall be travelling to the Boleyn Ground by JETPACK
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Or maybe by FLATPACK - I've not decided yet
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goldstone

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
7,165
He should prove what a loyal fan he is and walk it. Have the Argus cover the story. "Albion fan plans to walk to Upton Park. Didn't know there were trains"
 






Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,069
Vamanos Pest
Uncle Buck said:
If you hide in a post box you could be like Danger Mouse.

This is true. I could use my flying car!

Getting to West Ham yesterday:

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mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,793
England
Gazwag said:
dont be silly that wont get you to London its going to the Midlands

brum could end up ANYWHERE on one of his mad-capped adventures.

and he can keep a stub in his back set for the owner to find after he has sneaked back into the warehouse.

oh brum.
 




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