How do I get over a break up?

[Weezle]

Mate, i take it your at Uni? What you on about So many women round you it's not true!! Easiest place in the world to pull and so many friends around you - come on! This is the best time in your life to be single! Shame on you for getting tied down in the first place!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Im at uni yeah and also have the pretty cool reputation amonsgt the sports teams as having a large member and being called Windmill for my ''party trick' , something which the ex wasnt too keen on. SHOULDNT be hard to blag but I have no confidence at all.

 

[tinx]

Get laid with a local slapper always does the trick. If you don't fancy that go to strip bars and wattch load sof fit birds taking their kit off, takes your mind of your ex straight away


I split up wiht my bird in my first year of uni after a 5 year relationship and wa sgutted but soon realised uni and single is the ideal thing, no one to answer to and you can go out pulling students which isn't hard lets face it.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Take thats back for good ur in a bad way Richie

 

[Wilko]

Right now I couldnt feel more like the bloke form High Fidelity of I tried...you know, imgaining her banging someone new etc even though Im sure she isnt.

Need a new bird and now, how do I get one ..I have forgotten?

nooooooooooooooooo, dont go out looking for anew bird, that is the worst thing to do, ever heard the expression 'rebound' !!

Are u going tonight mate, if we all buy you a pint each that should help

 

[Cairnsinho]

Three things in life, the more you drink the better you feel, all women are dogs, and the man with the biggest stick always wins.

Keep the dream alive.

 

[Yorkie]

.you know, imgaining her banging someone new etc even though Im sure she isnt.

Need a new bird and now, how do I get one ..I have forgotten?

Don't torture yourself thinking about something that may or may not be happening. It's a waste of time.

Don't look for a new girlfriend yet. It's too soon and all you'll be doing is making comparisons.

Go out with a load of your mates. Keep busy and go to gigs, matches etc.

You'll find within months you'll be in another relationship even better than the last one.

Everybody's confidence takes a knock after a break up. How do you think I felt after 20 years of marriage and he went off with a younger woman?

I am much happier than him now.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Take thats back for good ur in a bad way Richie

'Got a picture of oyu beside me....' SOb..sob

AM out on the biggest rugby social of the year tomorrow, 19 pubs and running inbetween and necking as many as you can...so should be lashed tomorrow night.

Need to be at home at a Brighton game, not in Hull where we met. Then again last game i went to I took her so even the withdean isnt clean of her image now...everywhere I look is tainted by her...

 

[Italiaseagull]

Whatever you do, don't send her abusive text messages at 2 in the morning. It never fails to make them hate you more than they already do!

 

[chemical brother]

Richie, you seem a little uptight dude. Learn to slack off a bit. You're desperate for answers and, as ever, Bob has them. Bob is there for you. Bob understands everyday things like having a crap job and getting dumped by your girlfriend.

Getting fired for masturbating on the job may sound like misfortune, but not for The Master of Slack. Shortly after “Bob” got the shaft, the whole nappy factory he'd been working in burned down, killing dozens and leaving thousands of infants bare-assed all throughout America. Through a strange loophole in his contract, “Bob” got all the insurance money. He was then able to buy boob jobs for his girlfriends, bringing the total number of easily accessible breasts to twelve. The depraved orgies between J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and the two green multi-titted chicks were the only thing that prevented a nuclear catastrophe in 1984... and you didn't even know about it.

Sadly both lovely ladies dumped "Bob" a couple of years later after a minor difference of opinion between Bob and his girlfriends over 8 of their breasts. The freak yachting accident that killed them both less than a month later only showed yet again that those who truly observe Slack gain not only everything they dream of, but also regular blowjobs from Lady Luck. Bob’s done what you have, only better and CHEAPER. Why? I’ll tell you why - The Luck Plane. Learn to surf it with Slack as your surfboard, and all your pathetic desires will be fulfilled. It’s that easy. Sort of. Succeed by relaxing, thinking, freaking out and getting goofy... then you have a chance of understanding the true nature of the beast that is the universe, and once you know what is actually worth getting it just might come to you.

xx

 

[Wilko]

Whatever you do, don't send her abusive text messages at 2 in the morning. It never fails to make them hate you more than they already do!

yeah, I can vouch for that, ooops. leave the mobile at home richie.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

The more text messages the better

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Cheers everyone...nice to have peopel to rally round you and offer advice. My mates at uni are being class about it and have planned a night out, curry with rugby boys and a strip club...my other mate brought me some porn. Sad thing is I just want the mrs back.

 

[Yorkie]

The more text messages the better

No way. She'll know she's still got your attention.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

No way. She'll know she's still got your attention.

Thats what I thought. I think we may meet up next week somewhen, but I dont want to chase her about and things because wont that just make her more annoyed at me?

 

[Braders]

...my other mate brought me some porn.

damn my mates don't do that

 

[Yorkie]

The best way to get a woman's attention is for her to think that you don't really care.

Don't do anything daft like trying to make her jealous. Be as nonchalant as you can.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

It will happen Richie, ul get back, turn the mobile on and before u know it the fingers will have typed in a message to her, ur mates bought u porn though, quality

 

[tinx]

Never chase them, it pushes them further away,

GO out wiht your mates and go to strip clubs and all the blokey things you don't do with a bird, at the very least you are in an environment where you won't bump into her or anyone that reminds you of her.

f***ing sucks but it gets better and who knows sometime down the line you may meet the woman of your dreams and wonder why you were so gutted in the first place. It does happens mate I assure you

 

[Weezle]

Richie, to pull other women (in my experience):

- Be confident - put it on if you have to - it will soon come naturally.

- Buy them a drink and have a normal nice conversation with them and make them laugh (not at your expense) as much as possible. Show you have a kind caring side (they'll already know you're athletic and have a big nob if that's your reputation).

- As they get more drunk (drink is the answer (but not too much!!)) be nice and wait for them to get a bit touchy feely with you and go with it!

- Don't corner one woman all night. Spread your self around. Girls don't like feeling trapped and even they like a challenge. If you're chatting to another girl and you see the previous one looking/she comes up to you - play it for all it's worth!

After this repeat steps until you feel like a god! Don't forget to get all telephone numbers - nothing like getting texts from several women - makes you feel great and you know you have choice! Just make sure they don't know about each other!

Good luck mate and let us all know how it goes.