How come...

[The Large One]

...when I want the Ace of Hearts
I always draw the Ace of Spades

That song is stuck in my head, and I just thought I'd share that with you. That is all.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

No one in the shop today?

 

[Hiney]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsMqZZHC23Q

 

[Reading Posh]

...when I want the Ace of Hearts
I always draw the Ace of Spades

That song is stuck in my head, and I just thought I'd share that with you. That is all.

Steelers Wheel, a classic, now stuck in my head, thanks

 

[The Large One]

Re: Re: How come...

Steelers Wheel, a classic, now stuck in my head, thanks

Ronnie Laine actually.

 

[The Large One]

No one in the shop today?

You wouldn't believe the gismos I've got in the shop...

 

[Frutos]

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy
She'll beat you if she's able.
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet...

 

[Meade's Ball]

You wouldn't believe the gismos I've got in the shop...

I am hoping you tell all buyers not to water or feed them after midnight. Especially those whose dads got stuck and died in the damn chimney one Christmas, burnt by carol and roasted chestnuts and a fire in his poisoned heart.

 

[Reading Posh]

Re: Re: Re: How come...

Ronnie Laine actually.

Ex-Small Faces, curse my shite memory.... help me with a lyric blockage here in the chorus:

I ain't a superstitious fella, but these things I see?

 

[Reading Posh]

How come when I got the ace of hearts
Ya always draw the ace of spades
How's it when your best friend
Brings you lillies on your birthday

Hey how come, hey how come
Well I ain't superstitious, but well these things I see
How come, how come
I ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries me

How come when your local clergy calls
He tells me that you shouldn't wear black
What kind of bread are you gonna bake
With that hemlock in your spice rack

Hey how come, hey how come
Well I ain't superstitious, but well these things I see
How come, how come
I ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries me

The spiders run, the cobwebs gone
Did you eat it when the moon was new
I drowned your cat, what do you say about that
I've even broken up your broom

How come, how come
Well I ain't superstitious, but well these things I see
How come, how come
I ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries me
Well how come, how come
Well I ain't superstitious, but well these things I see
How come, how come
I ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries me

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Re: Re: Re: How come...

Ronnie Laine actually.

Ronnie 'Plonk' Lane actually