How come SNAGS are so hard to digest?

[tedebear]

cause they get snagged in your tummy!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Sausages are difficult to digest because they're made of beaks and pig beards.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Sausages are difficult to digest because they're made of beaks and pig beards.

Tasty beaks and pig beards though...

 

[Meade's Ball]

Tasty beaks and pig beards though...

Being a veggie, i have to make do with quorn pig beards.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Question is, have you found one yet?

I've had modest success!

 

[Race]

Being a veggie, i have to make do with quorn pig beards.

That Quorn mince stuff is OK, the rest of it is quite nasty.

 

[Race]

I've had modest success!

Still, plenty of time!

 

[Meade's Ball]

That Quorn mince stuff is OK, the rest of it is quite nasty.

Yeah it's not too bad eh.
I go to my local Somalian healthfood shop and get some nice organic veggie burgers though.

The worst thing anyone can do for a veggie is a kiev. Scientists and mathematicians have worked on it for years, but you can't replicate the kiev.

 

[Race]

Yeah it's not too bad eh.
I go to my local Somalian healthfood shop and get some nice organic veggie burgers though.

The worst thing anyone can do for a veggie is a kiev. Scientists and mathematicians have worked on it for years, but you can't replicate the kiev.

I'm not a veggie (although I have tried), but I do like a lot of the veggie options. I love kievs!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I find most veggie sausages quite nice, unless they involve cheese. Cheesey sausages are WRONG, no two ways about that.

 

[Race]

I find most veggie sausages quite nice, unless they involve cheese. Cheesey sausages are WRONG, no two ways about that.

You said it!