How are you travelling to Palarse?

[Uncle Buck]

It was going to be Springbok but you can never be too sure of them if the surface is a little damp.

If Pete is with us, I am loathed to have anything resembling a goat in the pack....

 

[ryans father]

Train from the city, but god knows how I will get back to hammersmith. It depends on where th police push us I guess

 

[tomysupercup]

Train from Manchester.

15:15

 

[Dandyman]

Colours blazing in the sun, drummer boy at the front, its going to majestic....

Steady trot...canter...draw sabres...CHARGE !

 

[Dandyman]

If Pete is with us, I am loathed to have anything resembling a goat in the pack....

I am sure he will happily bring up the rear.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Steady trot...canter...draw sabres...CHARGE !

General Anderson, get your bloody company out of that pub and hold the flank, we are being charged by caravans.....

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Shall walk from work!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Supporters coach, leaving at 4:00

 

[Croydonbloke]

As I'm going straight from work it will have to be car to Thornton Heath and then train.

Train from Thornton Heath to where? the ground is only 10min walk from the station.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Shall walk from work!

There`s a good local lad!!!

 

[Mr C]

As I'm going straight from work it will have to be car to Thornton Heath and then train.

If you're in Thornton Heath wouldn't you just walk from there?!

 

[Dave the OAP]

London Bridge...then train to Croyscum then cab to the ground

 

[Dandyman]

General Anderson, get your bloody company out of that pub and hold the flank, we are being charged by caravans.....

Lieutenant John Chard: Mr. Bourne, there should be 12 more men working on this redoubt.
Colour Sgt. Bourne: They're very tired, sir.
[Chard whirls around]
Lieutenant John Chard: I don't give a damn! And I want this wall nine feet high, firing steps on the inside. Form details to clear away the Pikey bodies, rebuild the south rampart, keep 'em moving! Do you understand?
Colour Sgt. Bourne: Yes sir... very good, sir.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Lieutenant John Chard: Mr. Bourne, there should be 12 more men working on this redoubt.
Color Sgt. Bourne: They're very tired, sir.
[Chard whirls around]
Lieutenant John Chard: I don't give a damn! And I want this wall nine feet high, firing steps on the inside. Form details to clear away the Pikey bodies, rebuild the south rampart, keep 'em moving! Do you understand?
Color Sgt. Bourne: Yes sir... very good, sir.

If it is not done in time then Rifleman Oaf will proceed to flog the men.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

On uncle bucks back - naked

 

[Uncle Buck]

On uncle bucks back - naked

If you are not coming to Watford away then you can find your own source of transport to Palace.

No room on the bison's for you.

 

[Parson Henry]

Colours blazing in the sun, drummer boy at the front, its going to majestic....

Are you arranging for the Red Arrows to do a fly past at the same time?

 

[Parson Henry]

On uncle bucks back - naked

Unckle Buckie or you?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are you arranging for the Red Arrows to do a fly past at the same time?

Nope, we will let off a few volleys, then just bomb the place.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

My local club. I shall drive three miles, have a beer or two in The Ship - or in The Two Bobbys - and then walk the final half-mile to the ground. Bliss...

Second thoughts: last time, I thought The Two Bobbys was some kind of a sign from heaven. Zamora Double and all that... Okay, maybe this time just The Ship - or even The Albion, anyone?