HMRC a true story

[Justice]

Someone showed me this at work yesterday, it was in a local paper.

Importance of Tax return
accuracy

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE of the importance of accuracy in your tax return

HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Eversham after he
apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question "Do you have anyone dependent on you?"
the man wrote : "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads,
4.4million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over
65 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable .
The man's response to HMRC was: "Who did I miss out?"

 

[cirC]

 

[Lankyseagull]

Heard that a couple of weeks ago, can't remember where/who, but wouldn't be surprised if it was an urban myth.

 

[The Birdman]

Someone showed me this at work yesterday, it was in a local paper.

Importance of Tax return
accuracy

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE of the importance of accuracy in your tax return

HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Eversham after he
apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question "Do you have anyone dependent on you?"
the man wrote : "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads,
4.4million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over
65 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable .
The man's response to HMRC was: "Who did I miss out?"

12.000 palace fans

 

[hitony]

Heard that a couple of weeks ago, can't remember where/who, but wouldn't be surprised if it was an urban myth.[/QUOTE]

Baa Humbug ....... chill fella, it's very funny whatever!

 

[Bob!]

Someone showed me this at work yesterday, it was in a local paper.

Importance of Tax return
accuracy

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE of the importance of accuracy in your tax return

HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Eversham after he
apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question "Do you have anyone dependent on you?"
the man wrote : "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads,
4.4million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over
65 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable .
The man's response to HMRC was: "Who did I miss out?"

It wasn't funny the first time I saw it!

 

[Icy Gull]

Brought a smile to my face

 

[Gazwag]

I don't recall that question being on a tax return

 

[Kumquat]

For some reason that response reminded me of being in a pub with some friends watching the cricket. A bloke was getting very exercised by the australian umpire's incompetence and at one point, deep in ale, shouted "Get another job you Australian twat!". A barman approached and, in a clear aussie accent said "Do you mind keeping the offensive language down please". The guy looked at him and said "What word did you object to? Australian or twat?"

It was funny at the time.

 

[willow147]

It wasn't funny the first time I saw it!

Yes it was.

 

[readingstockport]

I don't recall that question being on a tax return

It wasn't on there the last time I filled one out.