HM Prison select 11

[Simster]

Robin Friday - probably too "lower league" to be anything other than some sort of super sub.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Tried picking this a couple of years back (can't do a link as I am on Tippy Tappy Talk) and we lacked full backs.

Already got one in mind Peter Storey, England international and Arsenal. (6 months suspended sentence for running a brothel, then 3 years for counterfeiting gold coins.)

 

[Doc Lynam]

Jan Molby in the middle, plus Jermaine Pennant out on the wing. Didn't Patrick Kluivert do time quite a few years ago for Killing someone whilst drink driving?

Keep it domestic. No euro jail birds.

 

[vegster]

You can add Paul Merson

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Keep it domestic. No euro jail birds.

Exactly. Otherwise we could have the whole of the Allied team from Escape to Victory!

 

[Papak]

Robert Codner

 

[Leosayer]

graham rix
mark ward
gary charles

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

The fella for Southampton, Bernard?

 

[Doc Lynam]

So the team so far

Duncan Ferguson Cantona

Mickey Thomas George Best

Merson has been suggested, could work in the centre.

 

[Doc Lynam]

graham rix
mark ward
gary charles

Graham Rix as coach?!

 

[Gritt23]

I know someone said "domestic only" but can we please make an exception for Rene Higuita?! You can't pass up the chance to have that colourful, scorpion-kicking drug-trafficker in the side.

 

[Gritt23]

Peter Storey was jailed in the early 90's (I think) for importing porn! Variation on the old drink driving stuff anyway. So, lets slot him into the midfield.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

When's the match? 'Arry might qualify by then if you need a manager

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Matty Sparrow can be on that list

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Matty Sparrow can be on that list

Indeed...

 

[rjbseagull]

Jermaine Pennant?

 

[Lankyseagull]

Terry Fenwick
Micky Quinn
Graham Rix
Dennis Wise

 

[Camp Freddy]

Cantona's sentence was suspended - he never served any time.

 

[Danny-Boy]

peter swan, tony kaye, george best, rachid harkouk, mickey thomas,mickey quinn, cant think of any others.

Barry Silkman got banged up with Harkouk, I think he put him up to it. Both at Palace at the time, dodgy AMEX cheques I think.

Last I heard of Silkman he was a players' agent....

 

[Danny-Boy]

Goalies?