Historys famous fucks

[Northstander]

"What the f*** was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these f***ing Indians come from?"
General Custer

"Where the f*** is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic

"Thats not a real f***ing gun."
John Lennon

"Who's gonna f***ing find out?"
Clinton to Monica

"Heads are going to f***ing roll."
Anne Boleyn

"you're going to poke someones fuckin eye out!"
King Harold

"Where's me f***ing map?"
Mark Thatcher

"Any f***ing idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein

"How the f*** did you work that out?"
Pythagoras

"You want what on the f***ing ceiling?"
Michaelangelo

"f*** a duck."
Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its f***ing there!"
Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna f***ing rain?"
Joan of Arc

"Scattered f***ing showers my ass."
Noah

"I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy

 

[portlock seagull]

Funny back in the late 80s which is when I first read them. Didn't find them quite so amusing 20+ years on. Sorry to be a killjoy

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Is it 1989 is it is it??

 

[Stat Brother]

You ought to print them onto a t-shirt.

 

[Gwylan]

Funny back in the late 80s which is when I first read them. Didn't find them quite so amusing 20+ years on. Sorry to be a killjoy

You knew about Clinton in the late 80s? Wow...that's some clairvoyance

But you're right, they're not very funnny

 

[beorhthelm]

or, how to use the the word f*** gratuitously.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

about as funny as a fart in a lift

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

about as funny as a fart in a lift

Depends if you did it though !!

 

[LABHA]

"How the f*** we gonna get to the tube station"
Said by me after the final whistle,V Millwall away,92 play offs, semi final,if you were there you know what i mean.

 

[liverpool_one]

i don't give a f*** about the banks, i will pay for it myself if if i have to.
Tony bloom

 

[Northstander]

excellent feedback people

 

[Marc]

"why the f*** did I come back?"
Mickey Adams

"why the f*** was I sacked?"
Dean Wilkins

"cor I f***ed that up!"
Obama after doing the Inauguration Speech

"oh f*** they've found me hole!"
Saddam Hussein

"f*** me its cold up here, anyway One Small Step...."
Neil Armstrong on the Moon

"christ he can hit that ball f***ing hard!"
Michael Yardy watching Dwayne HERO Smith

 

[Questions]

''f*** the REMF''
The Large One

 

[Gazwag]

"How the f*** am I going to get out of playing the O2"
M Jackson

"What the f*** do you mean, "duck""
P. Massa

"Of course you won't get f***ing homesick dear"
G. Murray

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

How the f*** are you even going to half-fill your new stadium?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

''f*** the REMF''
The Large One

I have to admit I allowed myself a SNIGGER at this.

I am a bad man.

 

[The Large One]

''f*** the REMF''
The Large One

I have to admit I allowed myself a SNIGGER at this.

I am a bad man.

...and would have been even funnier if I'd actually said or written that.

A textbook piece of deliberate mis-quoting there.

 

[perth seagull]

How the f*** are you even going to half-fill your new stadium?

"Crystal Palace fans are f***ing illiterate and stupid. That's why I have to spend so much f***ing time on NSC with f***ing Brighton supporters."
Super Neils Sash Army

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

"Crystal Palace fans are f***ing illiterate and stupid. That's why I have to spend so much f***ing time on NSC with f***ing Brighton supporters."
Super Neils Sash Army

When the f*** did I say that?

 

[Man of Harveys]

...and would have been even funnier if I'd actually said or written that.

A textbook piece of deliberate mis-quoting there.

And Humphrey Bogart never said "play it again Sam".But everyone thinks he did.