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Hilarious dog poo stories? Anyone?
- Thread starter Caveman
- Start date
As kids my sister Lynn and her friend Linda were having a grass fight on the park in front of our house, shoving handfuls of cut grass up jumpers and down the back of necks etc... as you do.
My sister got a bit wound up, sat astride her mate and shoved a handful of grass in Linda's mouth. Lots of choking, spluttering and tears followed as Linda realised that she had just swallowed a quantity of dog sh*t!
From the bits that Linda spluttered out it was the crumbly parched white variety.... boy did we laugh....
My sister got a bit wound up, sat astride her mate and shoved a handful of grass in Linda's mouth. Lots of choking, spluttering and tears followed as Linda realised that she had just swallowed a quantity of dog sh*t!
From the bits that Linda spluttered out it was the crumbly parched white variety.... boy did we laugh....
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
as kids, we used to scrape up dog shit with a little spade and wrap it in some newspaper. we would then put it on someones doorstep, set fire to it and then knock their door and run and hide. they would open the door, see the burning paper and stamp on it to put it out....... hilarious 
Chester Drawers
New member
ah fresh doggie doo on snow... made very memorable snowballs.....
West Hoathly Seagull
Honorary Ruffian
hampden park said:as kids, we used to scrape up dog shit with a little spade and wrap it in some newspaper. we would then put it on someones doorstep, set fire to it and then knock their door and run and hide. they would open the door, see the burning paper and stamp on it to put it out....... hilarious
Ah, the legendary pyropastie