Hidden insults in song lyrics

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Having a debate here at work concerning love song lyrics which could be taken as insults...especially by ladies...when they are not meant to be.

Pointless I know, but hey, its Friday.

So far I have:

You say it best...when you say nothing at all.
You're like the wind.
Youre once..twice..three times a woman.

any help??

 

[Titanic]

You're so vain...

then again that's not exactly 'hidden'

 

[Everest]

How about

You're once..twice..three times a lady.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How about

You're once..twice..three times a lady.

And I LuUUUUrrrve yoooh!!

 

[Bluejuice]

Shut your f***ing face uncle fucker?

Reckon that could be taken the wrong way

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I never know when im wasting my time but I guess I am with you

 

[medicine man]

"The One I Love" REM

"another prop to occupy my time"

again, not really that hidden, but watching whimsy students and indie kids singing this to their partners on the danc floors if indie clubs way back was amusing.

 

[Everest]

And I LuUUUUrrrve yoooh!!

At least I got the right words.

I Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrve yoooh

 

[Artois]

It's REIGNING men?

 

[Wozza]

"More than a woman" is the classic one.

 

[Wozza]

You're so vain...

then again that's not exactly 'hidden'

That was sung about a bloke - Warren Beatty, supposedly.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

"Well you don't sweat much for a fat lass, and I hear you've a rich mum and dad, and in the dark, with the light right behind you, you really don't look quite that bad!"

 

[Everest]

Hopelessly devoted to you.

 

[Seagullible]

You're so vain...

then again that's not exactly 'hidden'

this one is stupid.

'you're so vein. I bet you think this song is about you.'
well of course it is, who else are you singing about you dumb bitch!

 

[Wozza]

"You're my favourite waste of time"

 

[pasty]

Not much of a "hidden" message here....

You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You’ve taken all my money
And you want more
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division

Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You’re just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me?
Can you face me?
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye

Feel good are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide?
(I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good feel good?

You talk like a big business tycoon
You’re just a hot air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You’re just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You’re the king of the ’sleaze’
Put your money where your mouth is
Mister know-all
Was the fin on your back
Part of the deal? (shark)

Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart (you never did) of your own
(right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside
You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good I feel good



"You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride" - Class lyric

 

[Man of Harveys]

This one's pretty hidden - Song For The Dumped, Ben Folds. Good CHOON too:

1,2,3,4
So you wanted
to take a break
slow it down some and
have some space
well f*** you too

Give me my money back
give me my money back
you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget
And don't forget
to give me back my black T-shirt

I wish I hadn't bought you dinner
right before you
dumped me on your front porch

Give me my money back
give me my money back
you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget
And don't forget
to give me back my black T-shirt
hey, hey

So you wanted
to take a break
slow it down some and
have some space

Give me my money back
give me my money back
you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Apparently most of the 'No Jacket Required' longplayer by Phil Collins can be interpreted awkwardly by females.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

f*** Tha Police by The Negroes With Attitude? I detected a distinct anti-police theme in that song.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Couple more:

I would do anything for love...but I wont do THAT!.. personal hygiene issues for Mr. Loaf?

Gonna hit you from all sides, leave your fortress open wide...
The heebie bee gees get rough in the bouidoir?