Heritage Chants

[Bakesy]

Hit him on the head
Hit him on the head
Hit him on the head with a baseball bat
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

One of my favourites that I havent heard in a while is this one.

I can't read, i can't write,
but that don't really matter,
because i come from (insert team name)
and i can drive a tractor

Classic. What was the second verse? Something about shagging the farmer's daughter...

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

You're going home in a Sussex Ambulance.

Couple of my favourites were

"You're gonna get your fcukin heads kicked in!"
or the equally enchanting
"See you at the station!"

 

[Nottseagull]

Thanks for that, failing memories all round it seems.

One of my favourites from the opposition was away to Woking in the cup about twenty years ago. There had been some pretty threatening "ambulance" and "big boots" chants from both sides and after a short lull, the Woking fans started singing:

"You've got more hats than us, Brighton, Brighton"

Priceless.

Err..yeah, I wouldn't put a price on that one either...

I was at that replay but don't remember any of that.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

He's bald, He's bent!
His Ar** is up for rent
Insert name here

 

[Nottseagull]

You're going home in a Sussex Ambulance.

Seriously, it's not as if there are eleven pages for you to check through....

Or "You're going home in a Sussex ambulance".

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Wasn't it "County" ambulance?

 

[bWize]

He's bald, He's bent!
His Ar** is up for rent
Insert name here

Didn't the fans used to sing that to our very own Clive Walker?

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Apologies for not doing my homework and not keeping up.

Seriously, it's not as if there are eleven pages for you to check through....

 

[Hornblower]

Err..yeah, I wouldn't put a price on that one either...

I was at that replay but don't remember any of that.

It happened. I may be among the few but I like surrealism.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

You look in the dustbin for something to eat.
You find a dead cat and you think its a treat.
In your Manchester Street.

For those under 35, in the md 80's we played both Manchester clubs, every season.

Also holding up a £20 note 'do you know what this is'? To Liverpool fans in the same era.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Who remembers the Hull 3rd Round Cup in 85 'Who's the wanker in the gloves' Hull fan in flourescent green gloves.