Superphil
Dismember
This morning a tiny package dropped through the letter box addressed to my wife. It had a customs form on the front, clearly the package was from China. Wife opened it, and inside is a rather tacky, brand new men’s, gold wristwatch wrapped in a piece of bubble wrap. No note, no printed packaging, just the Chinese customs label. My wife has not ordered it, there is no record of her having done so on her eBay account, or amazon, and we’ve certainly not paid anyone in China , or elsewhere for a nasty gold watch. Anyone got any thoughts why this package would have been sent to her? It was perfectly accurately addressed to her, and there doesn’t appear to be a return address.