Help the club sell Guy Butters!

[Everest]

Glad you changed the number Kay. You DAFT bints ought to be a bit faster!

 

[Soton Seagull]

19. Plug for the bottom of the ocean.

 

[Lush]

20. Sea defences at Selsey

 

[Lady Whistledown]

But yeah, someone please put him on e-bay. And copy the result here.

I'm going for the Friday-Ad and the Mid Sussex Leader in the hope that some County League Div 3 team will want our human blimp.

 

[Soton Seagull]

21. A reserve Isle of Wight.

 

[watsongooal]

Who ever puts him on will be crowned King of NSC and will forever hold a place in my heart.

It would be fukin hilarious

 

[Simster]

21. Hire him out as a bouncy castle at kids parties.

 

[Percy Tantrums]

22. Mr Blobby stand in.
23. pratice for Mt Everest climbers.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

come on, someone must know how e-bay works? I'm a bit of a technophobe sadly.

22. Stick him in the San Andreas Fault as a buffer against continental drift, thus preventing California from catastrophic earthquakes

23. Similarly, plug him in the top of Mount Etna to stop volcanic eruptions sending Sicily into the sea.

 

[Simster]

24. Slice him into approximately 46 billion different lumps and sell him off as pink playdough.

 

[tedebear]

25. Pie seller at withdean

 

[Lady Whistledown]

these numbers are all out of sync, we must have 30 uses for him by now at least.

Get your thinking caps on, we have to make it to 101, for tradition's sake.

25. Mate him with a blue whale to see what interesting cross-species results

 

[Simster]

31. Roller for the cricket pitch at Hove

 

[Lady Whistledown]

get the other Albion players fit by running circuits around him.

 

[Simster]

33. Superglue a sofa to his arse and call him a hovercraft*


*note: will only work if he can swim.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

You could use him as a temporary roundabout.

A spacehopper

Paint him blue and he could be a Verucca Salt impersonator

Fat Bastards stunt double

A barrage balloon

He could replace the weird sculpture in Horsham town centre. -thats big round and useless

He could be the ball in a game of It's a Knockout style skittles

Counterbalance for a crane

 

[Simster]

41. "Celebrity" contestant on the next "Celebrity fit club"

 

[teaboy]

target practice for future moon/mars landings
a plug for the hole in the ozone layer
a battering ram
weightwatchers encouragement - lose weight or look like this!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

I think you can double the 2k a week for his wages.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

His contours would make a good skate park with the potential for a challenging tunnel feature