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seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,875
Crap Town
I think I am being abused, what should I do???

All suggestions really welcome and i will try all of them out.

A late deal vacation in France can often solve the problem.
 


Birdie Boy

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2011
4,254
I think I am being abused, what should I do???

All suggestions really welcome and i will try all of them out.

Are you being mentally, physically or sexually abused? It might make a difference to what the suggestions will be;

Mentally abused by a man = twat him
Mentally abused by a woman = grow a pair
Physically abused by a man = twat him
Physically abused by a woman = grow a pair
Sexually abused by a man = twat him
Sexually abused by a woman = enjoy

Hope this helps.. :shrug:
 








Pbseagull

New member
Sep 28, 2011
916
Eastbourne
Well sorta...i was eatling my sausage whilst reading this.

Are you double jointed by any chance?

I tried that years ago and couldn't quite reach!!
 


Rugrat

Well-known member
Mar 13, 2011
10,224
Seaford
I might be able to help you ... my ex husband was abusive and I left hem last year just before this picture was taken. I can help you overcome the trauma that's associated with being constantly abused. If you PM me your number maybe we can meet after the game tomorrow for a drink and I can offer some comfort
 






HawkTheSeagull

New member
Jan 31, 2012
9,122
Eastbourne
I might be able to help you ... my ex husband was abusive and I left hem last year just before this picture was taken. I can help you overcome the trauma that's associated with being constantly abused. If you PM me your number maybe we can meet after the game tomorrow for a drink and I can offer some comfort

I fancy some drinky-poo's too, can i come ?
 








El Sid

Well-known member
May 10, 2012
3,806
West Sussex
Tell people you are an abused housebound, lesbian, one-eyed, afro-caribbean, cat lover living in an iron lung.
And you have to type your posts one handed through a vent using a wing mirror.

Oh and organise some drinkie poos for the new bessie mates you will undoubtedly glean.
 


hitony

Administrator
Jul 13, 2005
16,284
South Wales (im not welsh !!)
I might be able to help you ... my ex husband was abusive and I left hem last year just before this picture was taken. I can help you overcome the trauma that's associated with being constantly abused. If you PM me your number maybe we can meet after the game tomorrow for a drink and I can offer some comfort

:love:
 


Rugrat

Well-known member
Mar 13, 2011
10,224
Seaford
Well i was called a bugger and now im feeling very sad about it :(

OK you'll do......... here's my latest pic so you recognise me ... see ya tomorrow Tiger



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hitony

Administrator
Jul 13, 2005
16,284
South Wales (im not welsh !!)
Tell people you are an abused housebound, lesbian, one-eyed, afro-caribbean, cat lover living in an iron lung.
And you have to type your posts one handed through a vent using a wing mirror.

Oh and organise some drinkie poos for the new bessie mates you will undoubtedly glean.

I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure we have a member of that description on here already???
 










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