Help! My in-laws arrive tomorrow

[chips and gravy]

My in-laws are arriving from the States tomorrow and will be staying for two and a half weeks. I like them well enough but I hate the lack of privacy when they stay! I also have to be on my best behaviour.

Thank god I can escape to an Albion game this weekend!

 

[Juan Albion]

Buy a moat and a drawbridge and tell them that all olde English homes have one.

 

[driddles]

So yur going to the soccer game huh? I guess yewl be going to the bar after that. Why is yur fridge so small. Ours is 6 feet high. This moneys big, won't fit in my wallet. Why do you drive on the wrong side of the road? How much is that in American?

etc etc...

have fun!

David

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

That'll be warm beer then, and is it always foggy in London?

Good luck mate.