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[tedebear]

The football's depressing, not you!

Alright - you're forgiven - Croatia has the ball, a man with long hair is passing to a man who heads it out over the bottom line... ooooowwwww says the crowd

 

[Nemesis]

How can one solely blame McLaren for this?

A look at the 'tactics' and team selection would be a good start. England look totally clueless and so predictable-another couple of reasons.

 

[tedebear]

Yeeeehaaaaa we got the ball

Bridge to Barry oops - he lost it!

 

[tedebear]

Oh no Croatia corner... foul on Gerrard - OUR BALL - phew!!

 

[Ernest]

Take Lampard off bring on Defoe or Bent and go 424

 

[SNOOBS]

Change It Now You Ginger Faggot

 

[SNOOBS]

a DECENT f***ing BALL MIGHT BE NICE FROM BRIDGE

 

[tedebear]

Ooooo a kick in Beckham territory!

 

[tedebear]

Just going for more wine - byeeeeeee

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Just going for more wine - byeeeeeee

Ditto!

Peter Crouch will rescue us. Factamundo.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Russia have scored

 

[Happy Seagull]

Russia 1 up now.

 

[Starry]

oh deary me.

 

[tedebear]

Ditto!

Peter Crouch will rescue us. Factamundo.

I'm back - Crouch won't save us if they keep sending the ball to him when theres three around him...

Russia have put us out as it currently stands...

 

[SNOOBS]

Can we go back to being hooligans and batter all those Croats?

 

[tedebear]

How many subs are we allowed?

Hargreaves, Defoe, Beckham for Barry, Lampard and ??

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can we go back to being hooligans and batter all those Croats?

Yeah, cos that'll solve all of England's problems

 

[tedebear]

Booooooos from the crowd at half time!

 

[Frutos]

Barry and SWP off, Defoe and Goldenballs on.

 

[Timbo]

Problem 1. Croatia now know all they have to do is kick the ball goalwards and its going in.

Problem 2. We have too many players that can't even get in their club side. Surely we should have picked any left back, even out of the championship, who has played a game recently.

Problem 3. Tactics. When did John Beck take over? Surely we should be looking to bring on Leo Fortune West so we've got 2 players to smash the ball at?

Problem 4. Perhaps McLaren should sit somewhere near his No2 to discuss things.

Problem 5. The best deliverer of a ball is sitting on the bench. One look at the pitch would possibly have told even me that SWP and Joe Cole might not be best suited to this game.

Problem 6. Croatia are far better than us. It may end up 4 or 5. People that think we will get back into this are deluded.

Positive 1. At least Scotland didn't qualify.