hello

[dingle]

Ahh, another newbie. Hi there dingle.

Firstly, have you PM'd the board administrator (Bozza) to make your Direct Debit arrangements yet ? The first 24 hours are free, after which the tariff is 20p per post, and 75p to start a new thread (50p during close season). Make sure you sort it asap, cos if your Direct Debit isn't in place within 10 days of joining, Bozza will revoke your signon. I'm sure you have this all in hand.

A couple of house rules. There are some well respected posters on here who instantly command respect, and any insult towards them (direct or implied) will result in a fine and/or suspension from the board. These posters are:

Bozza (of course), Lord Bracknell, London Irish, Artois, Chapmans the Saviour, Tom Hark Preston Park, Safeway, Curious Orange, Turkey, Beach Hut, Roz, Downloaded Penguin.

There are also some posters who require instant derision and abuse. You are obliged to pepper their threads with personal insults, recipes, things about wasps, and lots of swearing. These are:

Ernest, Brightonfan86 and Adriodinho (who can take on many forms).

If you havn't abused these posters in some way or another over the course of 72 hours, then you are legally obliged to start a thread specifically to belittle them. You'll soon catch on. The rest of us are honest, upstanding homo's, and I am sure you will enjoy conversing with us all.

Welcome to the wonderful world of NSC

i am not gullible, but am more than happy to participate in the slating of the "minnows", the name kev the ape has been mentioned to me!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

if you like turienzo, you'll fit RIGHT IN

 

[aftershavedave]

i am anti-mcghee and have been for about a year!

only a year? tsk tsk

 

[Trufflehound]

The rest of us are honest, upstanding homo's

Who told you I was honest?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

if you like turienzo, you'll fit RIGHT IN

Did you mean "If you are anything like Turienzo, you'll fit right in"

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Easy 10]

Why do I deserve abuse?

Because I didn't get a free Zinger.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Because I didn't get a free Zinger.

Go in there and complain to the slut Becky then.

 

[Easy 10]

Go in there and complain to the slut Becky then.

Not much point complaining now is there. They've already sacked you.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[dingle]

oh, and do you want to play football this thursday?

unfortunately not, as i am working, well it depends what time, but that would have been a good chance to put a face to a name!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

meet 6.30, waterhall

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[dingle]

meet 6.30, waterhall

will not be able to make it in that case, as am working til 9

 

[aftershavedave]

i am not gullible, but am more than happy to participate in the slating of the "minnows", the name kev the ape has been mentioned to me!

your real name is not LING is it? or BECKY? or ANDY (the slag)?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[tedebear]

A couple of house rules. There are some well respected posters on here who instantly command respect, and any insult towards them (direct or implied) will result in a fine and/or suspension from the board. These posters are:

Bozza (of course), Lord Bracknell, London Irish, Artois, Chapmans the Saviour, Tom Hark Preston Park, Safeway, Curious Orange, Turkey, Beach Hut, Roz, Downloaded Penguin.

and me - you will find me the Mrs Mills/Mrs Beatton of NSC - any questions on life, love and sunburn I will have fountains of advice for you....

Anything on your mind?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

if you want to reminisce about turienzo- come to me