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[Deleted User X18H]

Never get Penis envy

 

[Trufflehound]

Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs. Worthington.

 

[SK1NT]

Easy 10 always tells the truth

 

[Trufflehound]

Never get Easy 10 excited at parties - he may try to hump your leg.

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Welcome ...

Match day Live Chat in NSC Live Chat.. listening to the Live match Commentary with exiles from all over the world.. and meet the BHAlbas - Scottish Seagulls

A really helpful tip... in Arbroath, never wear your sporran on a Wednesday.

 

[Skintagain 1983]

We are here www.bhalba.co.uk

 

[Easy 10]

Never get Easy 10 excited at parties - he may try to hump your leg.

I've stopped doing that now, as well you know. I just try to hold hands with people now, and see where it goes from there.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I've stopped doing that now, as well you know. I just try to hold hands with people now, and see where it goes from there.

I thought you had a restraining order stopping you from doing this after the incident in the mortuary?

"She didn't say no" was not a valid defence, as you well know.

 

[Easy 10]

I thought you had a restraining order stopping you from doing this after the incident in the mortuary?

"She didn't say no" was not a valid defence, as you well know.

The full hearing isn't till next week for that. I've been assured that I'll probably get off on a technicality, as the corpse was a former girlfriend who was always quite compliant in the past.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

A really helpful tip... in Arbroath, never wear your sporran on a Wednesday.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Treat others only in ways that you're willing to be treated in the same exact situation

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Welcome ...

Match day Live Chat in NSC Live Chat.. listening to the Live match Commentary with exiles from all over the world.. and meet the BHAlbas - Scottish Seagulls

A really helpful tip... in Arbroath, never wear your sporran on a Wednesday.

Is that because it's market day, and all the men come down from the hills looking for willing sexual partners?

Or is Wednesday Royal Marine run-ashore day, and you don't want to clash with their choice of clothes?!

 

[daveyboybhafc2]

don't eat poo

 

[daveyboybhafc2]

unless you really really want to

 

[shaolinpunk]

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Is that because it's market day, and all the men come down from the hills looking for willing sexual partners?

Or is Wednesday Royal Marine run-ashore day, and you don't want to clash with their choice of clothes?!

Interesting thoughts..

 

[Lokki 7]

When you get really angry about very important issues such as slut faced whores or Mike Ward you must remember to use lots of these