Helen Chamberlin

[El Presidente]

As she is a girl who knows a bit or two about the game, if she wore a Liverpool shirt in bed you would know that rumpo would be off the menu for a few days unless you fancied a raspberry moustache

 

[Dunkstar]

I think it may be known i have a liverpool-esque haircut perhaps this will secure me the soccerette deal!

 

[Froggy]

definitely wouldn't say no

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Met her briefly in the bar at Ninian Park a few years ago. She was there for a Torquay game (obviously).

Very approachable, very pleasant, and looks even better in the flesh than she does on camera.

So that's a definite yes then!

 

[Sam]

dont even know why there is a debate about this...

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

RAMBO! she was SINGLE surely u got her number or at least got her mobile number!i wouldnt have let her go without her number!

I've got it. And I'm telling the truth.

 

[Citrus]

Give to me!

 

[London Calling]

ROPEY BADGER.

NO THANKS

LC1

 

[Dunkstar]

are you mad!

 

[Bwian]

Oh yes that is soooo easy, i used to not be sure about her when program started, i remember seeing her at the Withdean when played Torquay, and she was well friendly to everyone, was in the home supporters part before go into ground, now i think she is very sexy, she is sweet and also loves football sooo is a ideal gf wouldnt you think, no way want to finish it with her, she would make sure you dont miss going to footie or watching games on tv instead of most of gfs who moan when do either, still do it but be nice if girl like helen, was oh yes hun watch the footie and then we can have lots of sex hehe, great
Gaz

Is there a translation for this anywhere? English preferably..

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Give to me!

No.

 

[chez]

Quality, a bird you wouldnt have to beg before she'll let you do her while she's wearing your footy top...

 

[poke]

whos helen chamberlin?

 

[Sam]

whos helen chamberlin?

shut up you

 

[poke]

shut up you

what i dont know who she is

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Probably.

 

[Sam]

what i dont know who she is

is this guy trying to be funny?

 

[poke]

ah i'm a women, i'm prob being thick but i really dont know

 

[Superphil]

Very, she presents Soccer AM on Sky on Sat mornings, very blonde, totally into football, basically most mens idea of a perfect woman.

 

[Kenhead]

shes on soccer am on a saturday and also supports touquay poke. shes was down withdean a couple years back