Heather Mills, Dancing on Ice - crying out for a caption comp..?

[desprateseagull]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Former wife of Paul McCartney and gold digging amputee doesn't let her disability stop her from cashing in on her 'fame'.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

There's a massive elephant in the room, in that, we've all seen her fanny. Surely someone cleverer and wittier than I (that's all of you) can come up with a minge pun?

 

[magoo]

"Hang on love, I thought i'd signed up for Dancing on Ice not Robot Wars!"

 

[little al]

One day Pinnochio, you could be a real girl.

 

[Dawn Korus]

Too much fake tan applied to her thigh

 

[Jesus Gul]

Another one of Tonya Harding's victims returns to the ice

 

[Garage_Doors]

Former wife of Paul McCartney and gold digging amputee doesn't let her disability stop her from cashing in on her 'fame'.

Can't argue with this.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Tried for an answer......but I'm ' stumped'.......

 

[Dawn Korus]

Too much fake tan applied to her thigh

 

[Badger]

She's got one foot in the final

 

[Trufflehound]

"Your right leg I like, Ms Mills. I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is — neither have you."

 

[NMH]

"You put your right leg out, your left leg in....."

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Heather Mills training before the dance off with NSC's very own Stumpy Tim.

 

[Pavilionaire]

From Robin Cousins to Robbin' Wives.

 

[bhaexpress]

I hope they let us dance to 'At the Hop'.

 

[Taybha]

the money she has got you think she could afford a whole white one

 

[GreersElbow]

Stumpy come dancing.

 

[Jimmy's gonna get ya!]

OT
I played football against a guy who had an arm amputated from the elbow down. When the ball struck the upper half of the amptated one, our right back shouted "Stump ball Ref!!"