Heat - NSC style

[Uncle Spielberg]

Seems to be a lot of d-list celebs in Brighton the last week. I have seen;

Zoe Ball - No surprise and a little fitter in real life.
David Gest - On Middle Street chatting to the public, seemed fairly friendly and had a massive minder with him.
Anthony Costa - Saw him today, he was about 5' 6" and fat as fook.

Anyone else spotted any D-listers?

Apparently Anthony Costa has got a small penis Les.

 

[Les Biehn]

I call that a Spielberg, large and bloated but when you strip it down there is little of substance.

 

[Trufflehound]

Was she legless?



*coat*

Wasn't that Orlando Bloom?

 

[Les Biehn]

Finally saw someone with an ounce of talent this morning, Jason Hughes aka Warren from This Life.

 

[Seagullible]

I let Rolf Harris pull out of a garage while queueing in heavy traffic last week

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Frank Skinner in Kensington Gardens..he is SHORT
Joanne Lees in Imperial Arcade with her mate..she is a bit spotty
Adam Virgo in the Hollingbury with a broken arm, drinking Carling, and admiring his mates Rolex.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think the clear winner so far is 'Marcus from Eldorado'.

Not in the same league, admittedly, but I did see this singing legend, in Macdonalds at Fleet services three weeks ago. He looked like he had packed a few burgers away, too!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Thats c..c...c...cruel, H..H..H..ans

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

I met Lionel Blair whilst getting some petrol a few months back - He was super cool until his credit card got declined....

 

[The Large One]

We had Emil Marwa round the other day. Does that count?

Still from 'East Is East' - bloke sitting down.

He was also in a film called Code 46 (starring Tim Robbins and Samantha Morton), something which sadly passed me by. Perhaps Unlce Spielberg can oblige with a critique.

 

[Clothes Peg]

I thought her tat burgers were real?

I'm pretty sure I read in a gossip mag that they were fake. They're rated as some of the most convincing plastic tits in Hollywood. I think they did a good job.

 

[Les Biehn]

He was also in a film called Code 46 (starring Tim Robbins and Samantha Morton), something which sadly passed me by. Perhaps Unlce Spielberg can oblige with a critique.

I actually started watching Code 46 after meeting the writer Frank Cotteril Boyce (he also wrote 24 Hour Party People, also directed by Michael Winterbottom). I say I started watching it but stopped as it was boring.

 

[The Large One]

I actually started watching Code 46 after meeting the writer Frank Cotteril Boyce (he also wrote 24 Hour Party People, also directed by Michael Winterbottom). I say I started watching it but stopped as it was boring.

Going through IMDB, it did appear to be a bit of a straight-to-DVD turkey.

East Is East, on the other hand, is a great film. Well, a good one anyway.

 

[Les Biehn]

Going through IMDB, it did appear to be a bit of a straight-to-DVD turkey.

East Is East, on the other hand, is a great film. Well, a good one anyway.

I would say it was actually a very intelligent film, just deathly dull.