Heard the most surreal abuse....

[Postman Pat]

I sit in South West corner, half way through the first half:

"Hammond you need to move more, you are so static......


You are like a giraffe.....?!?!?!?!"

WTF!!

If that was you please explain.

 

[bhawoddy]

Hammond played a great game in his debut game back but since then he's looked very subdued. Not quite sure why that is. Maybe it's me.

 

[Questions]

You are like a giraffe.....?!?!?!?!"

WTF!!

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Does he live mainly on acacia leaves ?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Now if the abuser had said "Hammond you chimp faced twat, f*** off back to Southampton" I would understand the sentiment.

 

[W.C.]

Peter Smith always reminded me of a baby giraffe

 

[Questions]

Ian Mellor was a spider.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Ian Mellor was a spider.

Perry dig weed was a cat.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Macos Painter is a snail.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Hammond played a great game in his debut game back but since then he's looked very subdued. Not quite sure why that is. Maybe it's me.

Why, what have done to him? LOL

 

[Albion Dan]

Are we allowed to boo him now he's had a poor game? Crofts cant come back quickly enough for me.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Macos Painter is a snail.

Glenn Murray is a mint.

 

[bhawoddy]

Why, what have done to him? LOL

hehehe

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Macos Painter is a snail.

Gary Hart was a headless chicken.

 

[bhafc99]

Liam Bridcutt is an oryx.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

To be fair he first in like a giraffe, how our 'forwards' could not keep up to get to a cross of his is still beyond me

Tony Towner was a Tiger

 

[El Turi]

Are we allowed to boo him now he's had a poor game? Crofts cant come back quickly enough for me.

He was shocking on Saturday and I didn't even think he was that good against Sheffield Wednesday. He hasn't done anything yet to convince me that it was worthwhile re-signing him.

 

[El Turi]

Double post.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Vicente is a precious fallow deer

 

[leigull]

Didn't think Hammond played too badly on Saturday, thought it was strange he was chosen to cover centre back when AEA was taken off, but he wasn't really able to do anything after that as he couldn't be caught of out of position if they broke on the counter.

Some vicious insults were hurled towards the officials from a rather angry person behind me during the first half. Such as:

"You're so embarrased with that decision there linesman, even your shirt has turned red"

"Maybe if you got your hair cut referee you might see better"

And there was something about the linesman being from Baghdad, but I can't remember the full quote. It was truly spectacular though.

 

[BHAWise]

Macos Painter is a snail.

That's a bit harsh. There isn't a snail alive that couldn't keep up with Marcus.