He scores when he wants...

[Deleted member 18477]

It is THE plastic football song. Chelsea have started singing it about Torres. I will be really disappointed if I ever hear this at the Amex.

Arsenal were the first team I heard sing it this year for Van Persie when he literally scored when he wanted to.

Chelsea fans are knobs. Torres has scored about 8 goals this year.

 

[Richard Reynold's Haircut]

Strangely, we don't actually have a regular song to this tune, which is refreshing given that every other team in the country seems to at the moment.

It'll never last. Expect "He's Ashley Barnes, he scores when he wants" or similar at The Amex next season from the goons.

 

[7:18]

idiotic chant

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Was Readings version 'he's Jimmy Kebe he knows what he wants' or did I completely mishear (what DID he want?)

 

[The Terminator]

Worked okay for Billy barndoor

 

[Gazwag]

It is THE plastic football song. Chelsea have started singing it about Torres. I will be really disappointed if I ever hear this at the Amex.

Sorry to disappoint you but I heard it following JF-C's goal against Wrexham, having scored in the game before, it didn't catch on though thankfully.

 

[pornomagboy]

Me and a few round me in north stand sing we sit when we want we sit when we want we are the north stand we sit when we want, and the stewards find it quiet funny

 

[Richard Reynold's Haircut]

Me and a few round me in north stand sing we sit when we want we sit when we want we are the north stand we sit when we want, and the stewards find it quiet funny

Is there actually anyone other than you and the few round you who find that funny?

 

[finlaych]

He scores when he wants
He scores when he wants
He's Billy Paynter
He scores when he wants

From Coventry away

 

[Paddy B]

Would agree with most sentiments on this thread. However a few days ago many Albion fans were saying that the version of this time that we sang on Jan 31 was their favourite of the season...

 

[Commander]

Me and a few round me in north stand sing we sit when we want we sit when we want we are the north stand we sit when we want, and the stewards find it quiet funny

Oh hahahahahahahaha good one
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Jesus wept

 

[Randsta]

Just to have a player that could score when he wants would be a good start, lets worry about the song next.

 

[Gritt23]

It is THE plastic football song. Chelsea have started singing it about Torres. I will be really disappointed if I ever hear this at the Amex.

Strange isn't it. Why suggest your £50m striker WANTS to score so rarely? Fancy showing up and going months without wanting to score. Hmm, makes the player sound like a bit of a numpty really.

 

[petercg365]

Every new song using that tune is equally annoying.

I thought the version we sung at Palace with that tune was fantastic, so I have to disagree with you there.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Billy Paynter (snigger)

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Just reminds me of my Gooner friend. Doesn't shut up about Van Persie, marches through the streets singing it constantly...it is funny though.