Hawkins.....

[Withdean Wanderer]

From today's Argus;

The Seagulls defender revealed: “The referee was honest enough to say he did not think it was a penalty. The linesman who was miles away flagged and gave it. To be fair it sums up my luck at the moment.

“I’m absolutely gutted. It was a high ball which went over their lad (Porter) and he just slipped and fell.

“He said himself he couldn’t believe it.

Lumbering OAF

 

[Silent Bob]

All hail Professor Colin Hawkins and his seminal works:
"A history of my brief time at Brighton"
"Climbing illegally on the shoulders of giants"
"The Universe in a nutmeg"
"Black holes and own goals and other f*ck ups"

Richard Hawkins - The Adams Delusion, The Selfish Joel

 

[Scotty Mac]

The Seagulls defender revealed: “The referee was honest enough to say he did not think it was a penalty. The linesman who was miles away flagged and gave it. To be fair it sums up my luck at the moment.

that is an EXCELLENT quote

not only is he FLAIR on the pitch, but he is FLAIR off it as well. who needs frank sinclair, when you can have hawk

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

that is an EXCELLENT quote

not only is he FLAIR on the pitch, but he is FLAIR off it as well. who needs frank sinclair, when you can have hawk

You're just trying to wind me up aren't you?

He is GASH.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lumbering OAF

Whilst that's a BIT harsh, he is certainly a bit CLUMSY.

Think back to the penalty that cost us two points against Bristol Rovers. He never even properly fouled the striker - he just CLUMSIED into him....

 

[Scotty Mac]

You're just trying to wind me up aren't you?

He is GASH.

i dont care if he is GASH - i think that goes without saying

but at this moment in time, he is by far and away our most entertaining player. carlisle was WANK because we lost and there was NOTHING entertaining happening. with hawk on that pitch, you are guaranteed at least one moment of entertainment per game - be it him FALLING into a player to give away a penalty, scoring the OWN GOAL of the season or just generally lumbering about looking like he is lost

he is the new bas savage, except he is winning games for the opposition

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Instead of someone making posters advertising who our next match is against with frilly little pictures and the name of the opposition, it should just be like this:

Now that'd get the punters back

 

[hans kraay fan club]

EXcellent work, Conboy.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

the term 'legend' is banded around too freely these days, but he is fully deserving of it in my view

LEGEND

couldnt agree more

FEED THE HAWK AND HE WILL SCORE

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Richards, Hawkins and El-Abd pictured MOMENTS after last nights game

 

[hans kraay fan club]

couldnt agree more

FEED THE HAWK AND THEY WILL SCORE

Fixed your chant...

 

[Easy 10]

Why is Richards covered in loaves of bread ?

 

[Scotty Mac]

Why is Richards covered in loaves of bread ?

because his place in the side is GUARANTEED by a fresh, home made loaf to each of the management team each day (and the fact we have f*** all other realistic left back options)

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why is Richards covered in loaves of bread ?

Kuipers was attempting to feed the 5,000, but he managed to distribute them all in the way of Richards and no-one else.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hawkins is going to SHUT YOU UP, WW...

Hawkins aims to silence critics (From The Argus)

[Apparently...]

 

[Mendoza]

Hawkins is going to SHUT YOU UP, WW...

Hawkins aims to silence critics (From The Argus)

[Apparently...]

He is going to PUT ON A SHOW

 

[glasfryn]

fast taking over the cult status of Mr G Winstanly .....who was'nt called OG for nothing ..............great player

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Hail the Hawk

 

[Scotty Mac]

welcome to the HAWK show