Having a DUMP

[Badger]

All the way down to the ankles, except in public shitters where floor touching avoidance is vital.

The only other change from the norm is if I'm taking a dump before having a shower, in which case it's got to be a nude dump.

 

[The Large One]

You pull your trousers DOWN?

 

[Beach Hut]

This thread is shit

 

[Don Quixote]

All the way off. I don't feel i can open my legs wide enough to get enough LEVERAGE to make a perfect shit with the pantalons on.

 

[Big Jim]

I know someone who was in a public toilet having a dump. Upon doing up his trousers he realised that he'd scoped up someone elses poo in his trousers and was now wearing it.

Needless to say he drove home feeling and being very sick.

hahaha. another true story...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I've always thought that, to save money on quilted pastel bumwad, a simple device, made out of semi-rigid plastic or somesuch, with little felt pads on the distal armature, clamped over the edge of the bowl which actually parted the buttocks gently as you lowered yourself down leaving the nipsy hovering unhindered above the water would be an excellent measure.

After all it is the detritus left on the inner cheek areas as the old dead otter makes its way down to the dunny that generates the need for Andrex et al at all.

If Paul has such a device then its no wonder our young friend would rather "do a poo" round at his...kids would especially enjoy the novelty.

Watch out for me pitching this to Jennifer Meaden and Theo Perfitis in the near future, although from just looking at the Dragons, I suspect that Duncan Bannatyne would be the one most interested in arsehole products...probably enjoying a spine shatterer whilst Peter Jones watches him straining making race car noises like he does in that Money Supermarket advert...or something.

 

[VINNY]

Important thread with some good, sensible and practical advise. The next dump I take I will feel much better prepared

 

[Taybha]

im very lucky to get them down at all, 1 tiny fart is usually swiftly followed by the doodoo

 

[Billy the Fish]

i can spread them apart as far as possible and sometimes even manually grip my bumcheeks far open.

gape

 

[clippedgull]

pervs

 

[Horney]

As long as you get the chocolate out, who cares where your trousers are? I passed a 'man of the street' in Brighton earlier today leaning against a wall, wearing grey jogging bottoms, the arse of which were covered in dry brown stuff, which could have been mud, but looked more like dried botty choccy.

Yes...that was me....I had a rather nasty follow through about two months ago and I've been waiting for my jogging bottoms to dry out. Once dry, I can simply brush it off and save on a cleaning bill.
It will also be a blessed relief from having half the dogs in Brighton following me down the street.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Pull the trousers all the way down being careful not to trip over my belt when leaning over to pull them up again after the business has been done.

 

[Hiney]

Down to the ankles

Anything else is just WRONG