Having a DUMP

[Mendoza]

Conventional or AC...

As its Friday and end of the working week, How far do you pull your trousers and pants down?


we haven't had a poo based thread in AGES

 

[Napper]

All the way off of course.

 

[skipper734]

At Home, at Pauls' or out and about? The state of the floor makes a difference.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Down to the ankles. However, that does not apply to getting caught short and having to use a public convenience.

Most pubs/train stations and what have you, seem to pride themselves in having piss infested floors. It is rare to find decent facilities or perhaps I am simply frequenting the wrong establishments.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

it probably depends on the quality of the toilet. if its a nice one, i'd pull them down to the ankles, but if its a horrible one i'd have them as high up as possible, probably around the knee area to avoid getting my jeans covered in piss, stale water and whatever the f*** else there is

edit- by "quality of the toilet" i mean the general cubicle area

 

[Icy Gull]

The only time I can think "all the way off" is reasonable( and hope there's a peg as it's only way you won't end up with piss or shit on your trousers) is in one of those French holes in the ground with two foot areas either side. The flush covers the entire area in most cases, so flip flops aren't a great idea either.

 

[Easy 10]

Just above the knees.
There's ALWAYS a danger of a piss-splashed floor, which you'd be dragging your kecks around in. Plus the fact, I like fiddling with my belt buckle.

 

[hopper_182]

Just below the knees. not sure why its the right answer but it deffo is. just makes sense.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Paul Anderson's? Seems a bit of a long way to go Brighton to Worthing ... arent there facilities closer to home ?

 

[Bombadier Botty]

As long as you get the chocolate out, who cares where your trousers are? I passed a 'man of the street' in Brighton earlier today leaning against a wall, wearing grey jogging bottoms, the arse of which were covered in dry brown stuff, which could have been mud, but looked more like dried botty choccy.

 

[Woodchip]

I've missed these kinds of quality threads.

Off and twirling them around your head is surely the only right answer.

 

[Mendoza]

Paul Anderson's? Seems a bit of a long way to go Brighton to Worthing ... arent there facilities closer to home ?

Ive not had the pleasure....yet

 

[Gritt23]

State of the floor permitting, I'm all the way to the ankles.

 

[itszamora]

State of the floor permitting, I'm all the way to the ankles.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Make sure you smell the paper after you wipe

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I actually take them completely off, as I have a terrible kling-on problem.

I wet my arse hairs first on the bidet (I'm from Rottingdean) then with my legs free from the binding action of trousers, I can spread them apart as far as possible and sometimes even manually grip my bumcheeks far open.

 

[CHAPPERS]

About mid shin level I suppose, never resting on the floor. That's GROSS DUDE.

 

[Marshy]

Surely if you dont pull them down to the ankles and can't get your ass cheeks sufficiently spread you run a huge risk of not getting said dump out cleanly and smearing the said dump over yourself upon cleaning ?

Im with you danny...bar the actual manual spreading of the cheeks !

 

[backson]

I actually take them completely off, as I have a terrible kling-on problem.

I wet my arse hairs first on the bidet (I'm from Rottingdean) then with my legs free from the binding action of trousers, I can spread them apart as far as possible and sometimes even manually grip my bumcheeks far open.

You be careful you don't turn yourself inside out

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Nappy. More conveniant.