Have you won any competitions lately?

[Lord Bracknell]

As a 13 year old, I won a beach skittles competition in Newquay, Cornwall.

The prize? A rather plush cigarette lighter.

Can you imagine that these days?

 

[house your seagull]

on tuesday night i won best arts and culture blog at the manchester blog awards as part of the manchester literary festival.

myself and the other guy who does it got £50 - we're going to print some posters with the proceeds. i-thank-you.