Have you ever peed your pants in public?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I wet myself when I was younger in school assembly once



I RUINED the Year 11 GCSE awards ceremony

 

[Danny Seagull's Mate]

AWWWW, Danny, I think I remember that LOL!!

Can't say I ever have, not knowingly anyway.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Sometimes when I'm really bursting and I can't make it home in time I let just a little bit out to prevent me from having erectile difficulties in later life

 

[Hiney]

In my youth, I was comiong back from an Albion game in the late 70's to my home in Bognor. Off the train i went into the pub for a swift couple before catching the bus home. This, on top of the beers before the game caused problems with my head and my bladder.

On the way home, on the bus, I decided that it would be OK to empty my bladder - not a good move.

The Bus Driver actually drove to the police station where i was marched off and charged with criminal damage (or it's 70's equivalent). Luckily I got off with a caution.

That my friends, is a true story

 

[BrightonBird]

Is this Danny or tight boy?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It's definitely me Birdy, Garry left this morning.

 

[Dunkstar]

I haven't but i am reliably informed it gives you a hearty warm feeling!

 

[cheeseroll]

years ago i lived in a tower block in Bow Road and after a night on the piss ran from the taxi and into the lift which then broke down. after a period of jumping on the spot (as you do) i just had to fish it out and let it flow. My flat mate having seen that couldn't hold on and did the same. he was still not finished when the firemen broke into the lift.....

 

[Drooper]

I've never peed my pants, but used to warm up the wet suite while windsurfing by having a quick jimmy, I understand that it is common practise amongst the skin diving fraternaty as well

 

[Mr C]

I was on a train earlier this year (no toilets) and I was bursting....really really - worst I've ever been. Anyway......I was tempted to go between the carriages, but I held on. Should've really. But anyway, no.

 

[Lindfield by the sea]

Saw England vs West Indies about 10 years ago. Went with a party of ten or so people. Didn't know them all. Anyway a good days drinking, and on the "Packed" tube - standing room only, just looking at the floor, only to see a puddle developing at one of the unknowns trouser leg. Looked up to see a look of horror on this guy's face as he knew the game was up! A pitiful plee for me not to tell anyone...........

What would you have done?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i weed in dannys mouth in the event, does that count?

 

[Pablo]

I peed my pants when I was at a game at the goldstone vs charlton years ago, think we were winning in the first half did the business, and my dad took me home on the train dripping wet! lol

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

i weed in dannys mouth in the event, does that count?

My eye still stings you bastard

 

[Adams score 0]

No,but i have shit myself.
It was on Munich station,during euro88
Had been pissing it up for days,and eating crap food.
I was talking to a couple of chaps from Leeds.When i tried to fart.
Big mistake.
I felt it running down my leg,and left a pool around my shoe.
I looked down and casualy said"oh i have shit myself"
I walked to the nearest toilet,and cleaned myself up.
I left my soiled pants in the toilet as a present to the German cleaner.
When i got back,the Ledds lads had gone.
Still to this day i do not understand why.

 

[Citrus]

I wet myself when I was younger in school assembly once

In the year 1 Christmas play rehearsal. The teacher said I wasn't allowed to go to the bog!

 

[Sam]

seen my mate do it once outside a club - very entertaining for the whole queue! but no, i havent apart from when I was younger