Have you ever part 20008

[Uncle Spielberg]

paid for sex

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

there's no such thing as free sex.

 

[Scotty Mac]

does paying for rohypnol count?

 

[byf]

there's no such thing as free sex.

Not in Manchester anyway there all Slags!

 

[Zesh Rehman]

does paying for rohypnol count?

basically

 

[Scotty Mac]

basically

in that case yes

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Not in Manchester anyway there all Slags!

what he lacks in wit and grasp of basic grammar, he makes up in opportunism.

well done.

 

[desprateseagull]

does surfing on the net count?

 

[Tiptop24]

my mate was knobbing this fat horrible girl at work (we worked for a reputable bank of scot...too much detail). Anyways she was well into him and he was using her for practice while he wasnt knobbing our very attractive boss who was 45 (he was 21....he broke up their marraige single handedly).
Well one night after a night out he went to a phone booth and got a number, gave it a call and they said 20 quid for a blow job.....he didnt score and was well up for anything so he and his mate went along. He goes in there and the girl starts sucking him off and then she says to him that he can touch her (apparently your not really allowed too, i wouldnt know i ve never been), and so he starts jamming his fingers into her.
She finish him off and quite content with the night is about to head home when he gets a text from this munter from work saying come on over to her place. He ditches his mate and goes over to her place whereby she is waiting for him on the sofa. He makes himself comfy and she slips in a porno...........and proceeds to start sucking his "dirty" fingers!
The next few weeks there were some very "fishy" jokes knocking about the office between the boys!

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

what a heart-warming tale.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

my mate was knobbing this fat horrible girl at work (we worked for a reputable bank of scot...too much detail). Anyways she was well into him and he was using her for practice while he wasnt knobbing our very attractive boss who was 45 (he was 21....he broke up their marraige single handedly).
Well one night after a night out he went to a phone booth and got a number, gave it a call and they said 20 quid for a blow job.....he didnt score and was well up for anything so he and his mate went along. He goes in there and the girl starts sucking him off and then she says to him that he can touch her (apparently your not really allowed too, i wouldnt know i ve never been), and so he starts jamming his fingers into her.
She finish him off and quite content with the night is about to head home when he gets a text from this munter from work saying come on over to her place. He ditches his mate and goes over to her place whereby she is waiting for him on the sofa. He makes himself comfy and she slips in a porno...........and proceeds to start sucking his "dirty" fingers!
The next few weeks there were some very "fishy" jokes knocking about the office between the boys!

who says Romance is dead

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Anyways she was well into him and he was using her for practice while he wasnt knobbing our very attractive boss who was 45 (he was 21....he broke up their marraige single handedly).

He must be very proud of himself. ****

 

[Les Biehn]

Jesus Christ Tiptop, I have done some ****ish things in my time but that really is not a story your mate should be proud of. Sounds like a complete arsehole.

 

[Rougvie]

Everyone PAYS for sex in a roundabout way.

I had to shell out for a Christian Dior handbag for my missus at Christmas, breaks my heart to think of all the drug fuelled bum sex I could have had with Russian hookers for that money.

 

[Simster]

He must be very proud of himself. ****

Agreed.