Have you ever been asked for your autograph?

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I have, just now!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Yes. At a cup final I was playing in by some little kid and at Sheffield Station by some Japanese tourist who thought I was Jarvis Cocker.

 

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some Japanese tourist who thought I was Jarvis Cocker.

 

[Biscuit]

All the time..

'Biscuit, Biscuit! Please sign this for me? Go on please, I've read all your posts!'

Either that or they think I'm Dan Harding.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Yes. At a cup final I was playing in by some little kid and at Sheffield Station by some Japanese tourist who thought I was Jarvis Cocker.

Funny you should mention the Japanese... I was just grabbed by two girls waving a pen and their Street Performance World Cup Program in my face. Before I knew what was happening I had signed all over their books, shook their hands and scarpered to the beer tent before they realised I wasn't actually the six foot two muscular Russian gymnast they had somehow mistaken me for...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Only by the woman behind the till at the petrol station. ( Even though I've been on tele 4 times ).

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I did not have the heart to tell her I wasnt.

 

[Spicy2]

Yes, every day.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I did not have the heart to tell her I wasnt.

Me too - but now I feel like a right arse. Those two poor girls will be all excited until they compare their book with their mates who really DID meet the the two suprisingly flexible Russians....

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Im waiting to see my scribbled 'Jarvis' appear on Ebay.

 

[Marc]

I done a Karaoke Session in a pub complete with a few jokes and this old couple asked me for mine, though I was some entertainer or something! Also got loads of free beer for my efforts that night too...marvelous scenes indeed!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Im waiting to see my scribbled 'Jarvis' appear on Ebay.

I guess if I'd have have been even remotely on the ball I'd have attempted to scrawl the signature of the rubbery Russian instead of signing MY OWN name...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Your own name?

Superb.

 

[Biscuit]

This thread is brilliant.

Signing 'Jarvis' shows a sprinkling of intelligence..but just signing your own name?? Thats quality.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Was in a club one night and a mate got in some hassle and was kicking off outside. Bouncers piled in and uttered the line 'move along Jarvis. No trouble here' Tossbags.

 

[Mustela Furo]

once and once only

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I used to work the scoreboard at Sussex CCC and, for a reason I still don't understand, a kid collared me as I came out of the box for the tea interval and asked for my autograph on his bat.

I felt a bit guilty as I signed it "Donald Bradman".

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

danny seagull asked me to sign his cheast

 

[Lush]

i was once followed around Paris by a group of kids who thought I was Dolores O'Riordan from the Cranberries.

I had short bleached blonde hair at the time and was wearing a man's dark suit jacket, white T-shirt and jeans.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

The bird from the Cranberries was quite fit. That is a compliment Lush...Id be well chuffed!